RobMc Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 26, 2020 As you all know the Senior Admins are considering appointing me as a consultant in these difficult times of being stuck in the house together, so to help with the boredom I've come up with the following marital aids to spice up your days together :- 1/. Possibly the best blow job ever, and a cute tool https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/home-appliances/floorcare/vacuum-cleaners/numatic-henry-hvr160-cylinder-vacuum-cleaner-red-10175294-pdt.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istFeedId=4d7eb93e-055f-499d-8ee5-1cdcc50d67d1&istItemId=wwwmripai&istBid=tztx&srcid=198&cmpid=ppc~gg~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT+ad+group~Exact&mctag=gg_goog_7904&kwid=GOOGLE&device=c&ds_kids=92700052984681546&tgtid=0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT&=--present--&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI65mR17aG6QIVwrTtCh3t4wYMEAYYAiABEgLKOvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds 2/. Beware the vibrations may drive you to distraction, and boy is it HOT https://www.appliancesdirect.co.uk/p/idv75/indesit-idv75--tumble-dryer?refsource=apadwords&mkwid=s6BdAaH3w_dc&pcrid=293402743835&product=IDV75&pgrid=54347010370&ptaid=pla-298579341993&channel=search&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-JXi_reG6QIVSYBQBh1zdwdBEAYYAiABEgIDdfD_BwE 3/. Finally, if you want to go down together try this :- https://www.seamagine.com/mini-submarine-2-person.html Back with more marital aids soon Rob Mazdarati, Kitsune, TBB and 1 other 4
Kitsune Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 33 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28308 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Posted April 26, 2020 Why am I going to pay £158 for a makeshift vibrator when Ann Summers is still open as normal Rob?? You're fired. Mazdarati, RobMc and TBB 3
Sammy Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 3036 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted April 26, 2020 Not even going to click on them. I have no desire to give anyone a blow job and dont have a need for a vibrator. RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted April 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: Why am I going to pay £158 for a makeshift vibrator when Ann Summers is still open as normal Rob?? You're fired. Tried them, their vegetables are awful, wtf is Sammy on about ?
TBB Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23075 Achievement Points: 153271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:34 AM Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted April 26, 2020 lmao - only from the other side of the pond Awards
Kitsune Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 33 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28308 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Posted April 26, 2020 26 minutes ago, TBB said: lmao - only from the other side of the pond Look, a girl likes a good time regardless of which side of the pond she resides TBB and RobMc 1 1
RobMc Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted April 26, 2020 41 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: Look, a girl likes a good time regardless of which side of the pond she resides I thought you were a good time girl Kitsune and TBB 2
EastCoast50 Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted April 26, 2020 I finally got a date! Marital aids are for quitters. RobMc and Kitsune 2 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, ShinyAbsol said: Look, a girl likes a good time regardless of which side of the pond she resides Why does a pond have to be involved? That seems more like going fishing ... Awards
RobMc Posted April 27, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted April 27, 2020 4 hours ago, EastCoast50 said: Why does a pond have to be involved? That seems more like going fishing ... I thought you were into 'watersports' ? Kitsune and EastCoast50 2
EastCoast50 Posted April 28, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted April 28, 2020 On 4/26/2020 at 10:49 PM, RobMc said: I thought you were into 'watersports' ? Fair enough. Enjoy the Internet access from the home while you have it. RobMc 1 Awards
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