New Snowflake Rehabilitation course

[RobMc]

 

Snowflake Therapy

 

To prove that old Rob worries about this terrible disease, that appears worse than covid, I’m going to try and help you poor affected souls recover. I’ll break it into sections for revision, and for those who don’t speak English fuck you, there ain’t no interpreters (first lesson lol). It’s a type of cognitive therapy, delivered in my own subtle gentle way to ease you back into the real world slowly. Soon you’ll be saying things like ‘you cunt’, and ‘FU’ with the rest of them without any offence implied or taken, a life changing event.

From my observations (when sober) most snowflakes seem to live in towns and cities, where the environment is suited to this lifestyle. The following teachings are your new gospel (no offence to religion  {wtf?}), learn them well.

Your rights as a human being

You have no fucking rights

Basics

For anyone to survive and prosper there are 3 basic things, water, food and shelter.

Water

This falls out of the sky, that is not magic pixie dust on you, it is not scented, filled with gas, or lovingly gathered from a moonpool in an exotic garden. Without this stuff that goes into your Latte’s, Coke, make up and champagne you cannot survive more than 3 weeks.

Food

Amazingly does not come from a supermarket, Fish and Chicken are not naturally covered in breadcrumbs, nor steak in chunks. Food is seasonal to where you live, you won’t believe me but your grandparents grew big and strong without beans flown in from Egypt and Kumquat.

Shelter

People outside cities consider flats and apartments as spaces they would keep their tools. Shelter is keeping warm and dry while you sleep and cook.

 

 

The following are non essential to human beings :-

WiFi, Celebrities, Take Aways, Burger and Chicken restaurants, cars, holidays, mobile phones, TV and Radio etc etc etc

 

So Enrol on Robs ‘Cold Turkey’ course for a full cure

 

Day 1

Morning

‘How not to be offended’ :- Rob, Wildthing and Fry will spend a full morning trying to be offensive,this will give you a feeling you can cope with everything thrown at you in the future, if you pay extra we’ll toss in Recoillz.

Afternoon

Analysis of the morning, how do you feel? – stress counselling session, we then move on to being assertive and aggressive. Drawing on the idiots expertise in these matters we start with calling people a hacker, then move gradually to FU and hopefully end by spitting and snarling at some weasel who drinks mochas, don’t you feel better now?

We then retire for the night with a drinking session and porn film (donated by Rugger from his collection).

Day 2

Food (all day session)

We begin with pointing out the cost and inadequacy of snowflake cuisine, artisan goods and gourmet shite.

Weedn’Feed will give a gardening demonstration with real vegetables and how to preserve them without freezers.

Hunter1948 will help you gut a deer and prepare it for the table

J3st3r will demonstrate killing chickens with an axe, how we all laugh at them running around headless

I will demonstrate fish gutting and how to cut off their heads ‘so the little eyes are not watching you’

This is the first stage of returning to the real world, not thinking you’re an expert on the countryside because you watch David Attenborough and jog in the park. Or thinking that because you have a degree in colour grading wild flowers you are superior to anyone else. Conversations in the future will be eye to eye, not zoom.

You should now be ready for your first game on our servers, FU

[Snap]

Apparently no two snowflakes are ever the same. Imagine that RobMc. Sign me up for Therapy.

[7Toes]

snow flakes over here in the go old USA! are going crazy for Joe bidens free money...they think it grows on trees and wont have to pay it back?what a rude awaking they are going to get the whole world will.the debt is no way able to be payed back at this rate!which means the dollar is going to collapse and take the USA with it..then you know what that means the rest of the world will collapse like dominoes.so have the essentials and a place to go and be locked and loaded because others will want to take what you have!but there is a chance when Biden puts that 35-45% tax on our paychecks there will be a war and hope we hang all those socialist in our government trying to destroy the USA!

[RobMc]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/military-ranks-such-as-rifleman-and-guardsman-could-be-scrapped/ar-BB1dsfJH?ocid=mailsignout&li=AAnZ9Ug

More lunacy

[TBB]

Can I just sign up for the night 1 activity where we watch Rugger's porn - I will purposely fail the test so I can take it again and again .............

[RobMc]

20 minutes ago, TBB said:

so I can take it again and again ............

An unfortunate choice of words, or a wish  

[MikeB]