tsw 8.5 Posted January 16, 2022 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 145 Topic Count: 548 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17884 Content Per Day: 3.03 Reputation: 43071 Achievement Points: 154482 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 700 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted January 16, 2022 (edited) "Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, saw it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher. The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” "Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, once for Hillary and most recently for Biden.” She started work yesterday. Edited January 16, 2022 by tsw 8.5 bds1961, TheLastColdBeer, TBB and 1 other 4 Awards
Snap Posted January 16, 2022 Member ID: 27916 Group: ++ Insurgency Admin Followers: 4 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 422 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 362 Achievement Points: 2684 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/19/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 16, 2024 Posted January 16, 2022 Definitely knows how to make lemonade!! Very funny. tsw 8.5 1 Awards
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