Our type of Ale House

[RobMc]

Best Pub in the world
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were arguing which was the best pub in the world.
The Englishman said it was the Marlborough Arms. It overlooked the village green, had fine cask conditioned ales, good food and Morris dancing on Saturday afternoons.
The other two agreed that it sounded good and said that they would all go some day.
The Scotsman said that the best pub was the Bonnie Prince. It had cheap lager, loads of fine whiskeys and a band on every night.
The other two agreed that it sounded good and said that they would all go some day.
The Irishman said that the best pub was the Harp Arms, it had Guinness, a Band on Saturdays and you could drink all night for free, then a complete stranger would take you by the hand lead you upstairs and make mad passionate love to you. Then you could drink more free drinks and another stranger would take you by the hand lead you upstairs and make mad passionate love to you.
The other two agreed that this sounded like a great pub but sounded too good to be true and the Englishman asked him
“Paddy, are you sure about this? I mean have you actually been to this pub?
The Irishman replied

“To be sure I haven’t but my sister goes there all the time.”