RobMc Posted December 9, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 430 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6406 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 10164 Achievement Points: 69118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 173 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:21 AM Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 9, 2025 Best Pub in the world An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were arguing which was the best pub in the world. The Englishman said it was the Marlborough Arms. It overlooked the village green, had fine cask conditioned ales, good food and Morris dancing on Saturday afternoons. The other two agreed that it sounded good and said that they would all go some day. The Scotsman said that the best pub was the Bonnie Prince. It had cheap lager, loads of fine whiskeys and a band on every night. The other two agreed that it sounded good and said that they would all go some day. The Irishman said that the best pub was the Harp Arms, it had Guinness, a Band on Saturdays and you could drink all night for free, then a complete stranger would take you by the hand lead you upstairs and make mad passionate love to you. Then you could drink more free drinks and another stranger would take you by the hand lead you upstairs and make mad passionate love to you. The other two agreed that this sounded like a great pub but sounded too good to be true and the Englishman asked him “Paddy, are you sure about this? I mean have you actually been to this pub? The Irishman replied “To be sure I haven’t but my sister goes there all the time.” major-mark63, rexbowan and Barron 3
rexbowan Posted December 10, 2025 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2425 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 2161 Achievement Points: 17295 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 01:45 AM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2025 LOL RobMc 1 Awards
Barron Posted December 10, 2025 Member ID: 20987 Group: +++ Insurgency Head Admin Followers: 21 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1876 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1886 Achievement Points: 14938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/21/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1996 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2025 Jesus there is tonnes of those English, Irish, Scottish, Wales men jokes going into a bar, half of them you cant even find online . The best ones are primarily through mouth of word RobMc 1 Awards
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