RobMc Posted December 9, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6250 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9948 Achievement Points: 67793 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 9, 2025 Best Pub in the world An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were arguing which was the best pub in the world. The Englishman said it was the Marlborough Arms. It overlooked the village green, had fine cask conditioned ales, good food and Morris dancing on Saturday afternoons. The other two agreed that it sounded good and said that they would all go some day. The Scotsman said that the best pub was the Bonnie Prince. It had cheap lager, loads of fine whiskeys and a band on every night. The other two agreed that it sounded good and said that they would all go some day. The Irishman said that the best pub was the Harp Arms, it had Guinness, a Band on Saturdays and you could drink all night for free, then a complete stranger would take you by the hand lead you upstairs and make mad passionate love to you. Then you could drink more free drinks and another stranger would take you by the hand lead you upstairs and make mad passionate love to you. The other two agreed that this sounded like a great pub but sounded too good to be true and the Englishman asked him “Paddy, are you sure about this? I mean have you actually been to this pub? The Irishman replied “To be sure I haven’t but my sister goes there all the time.” rexbowan, Barron and major-mark63 3
rexbowan Posted December 10, 2025 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2341 Content Per Day: 0.92 Reputation: 2070 Achievement Points: 16656 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2025 LOL RobMc 1 Awards
Barron Posted December 10, 2025 Member ID: 20987 Group: +++ Insurgency Head Admin Followers: 21 Topic Count: 200 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1858 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1856 Achievement Points: 14801 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 03/21/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 06:12 PM Birthday: 01/09/1996 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2025 Jesus there is tonnes of those English, Irish, Scottish, Wales men jokes going into a bar, half of them you cant even find online . The best ones are primarily through mouth of word RobMc 1 Awards
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