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little_old_man

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  1. I once bought something guaranteed to kill cockroaches. It was two blocks of wood marked "A" & "B". The instructions said to place cockroach on block A and strike the bug with block B. I have to admit, it worked like a charm.
  2. It's real, and yes you can back a semi in a straight line. I've backed large trailers my entire life and if you keep the wheels straight the trailer doesn't move. My RV trailer is 33 feet long and I can back it up in a straight line all day. These guys were working with a long and very smooth surface (probably an airport runway) and I don't see anything that is impossible.
  3. I see that my password is at the top of the list. Time to change it.
  4. I would probably try that if there were a couple bikini clad women running beneath me.
  5. Gotta love fracking.
  6. The greatest generation is vanishing quickly.
  7. I don't get it. Where was the scary part?
  8. I always found the best way to get rid of unwanted pubic hair is a tooth pick.
  9. If Canada were a state it would be 51st, and Illinois shouldn't even be on the list because men there all have vaginas.
  10. On the news it said all he had for food/water was Coke to survive on. I can relate to that.
  11. Sharks are just a fact of life. The odds are always in your favor when you jump in the ocean, but one in a million does happen from time to time. I scuba dive in the San Francisco bay area. The area from about 100 miles south of the bay to 100 miles north and out a few miles is known as the red triangle, and we have more deaths by shark attack here than anyplace in the world, always by great whites. I've seen white sharks while out fishing in big boats and I know that when I dive there is always a chance that one will be in the neighborhood, but I refuse to give up something that gives me so much pleasure. It would be like quitting driving because I'm afraid I might get into an accident.
  12. I haven't a clue Dean but I found these links to that error with a Google search. People who get this error seem to be trying to upload very large files over the web such as video to Youtube. http://stackoverflow.com/questions/18642354/a-task-was-canceled-resumeableupload-cs-line-362 http://stackoverflow.com/questions/20134385/bigquery-upload-big-compressed-csv-100-seconds-timeout
  13. Just like everything else we see on the internet, it's not real, only fantasy.
  14. A couple of us admins were discussing this recently and agree that we need at least one sniper map back in the rotation. I'll see if I can get it done.
  15. Oh sorry sponge, you must not have gotten the memo. The tournament was played. You came in last place. Seriously, I think only three matches have been played so far. Like you said, scheduling all of the players with time zones that stretch around the world can get tricky. Be patient, your team will lose soon enough. Most players can only play on weekends so getting this all done can take weeks if not months.
  16. One of my favorite versions of this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk
  17. Godspeed Casper. May you make as much of a positive impact in heaven as you did here on earth.
  18. You sound just like a lot of players on our COD2 DM server. They pick a spot to hide and sit there the entire game waiting for something to walk by so they can shoot it.
  19. Yep, you have a virus or malware. Take Rockapes advice and run the program.
  20. Sometimes my ass feels like that.
  21. I've been wearing my baby for over 5 years with electrical tape holding the head piece together. I bought a new set last year and they broke after 1 day.
  22. It's completely worth the risk.
  23. Happy day you idiot turkeys.
  24. In my version, she's bent over with her wrists hand-cuffed to her ankels and her mouth duct taped while we both glide down the sidewalk on a skate board. I'm plowing her from behind while at the same time I use her butt crack for a beer can holder. Hey, a guy can dream can't he?
  25. What's it say on the bottom of Coke bottles in Kentucky? "Open other end" I grew up on the Ohio River just a stone's throw from KY, and we always had tons of Kentucky jokes. Of course I never told my friends that much of my family originally came from KY.
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