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Repeat after me: La tête mammaire reste dans le coin.Congratulations! You have now described a game style in French!

I've been interested in macro-photography for a while being a lover of wildlife. Here are a few pictures I have managed with a pretty basic digital camera (Lumix). Cinnabar moth in the grass. Judging by the chewed-up condition of its wings, it had survived a bat attack! Cinnabar moth larvae. Bee in a hosta flower.

Thank you @@Labob Am I right in understanding that everything on the server side is in Canadian French and, if so, à quelle heure commence la formation? A bientot! Amicalement.

Aside from our simply understood rules, there are no bars to a person's behaviour on the servers. However, all should be mindful of online grooming if we have younger players participating. I'm pretty sure that our members would have briefed their offspring playing under "jr" game names but we need to look out for them as well. The membership and user base is truly international so what goes in one country may not be as palatable in another. We all have our pet beefs/ pet campaigns. The one that is most divisive is the question of weed - not even illegal in some states in the USA now, I gather, yet a major crime in my home country. So we just need to focus on why we assemble here - to play f***in' games, people! Oh, and as someone who spent thirty years, many "behind bars", in the system, I can reassure you that it is not only possible but desirable to hate the crime but not the criminal. (I was an LEO not a felon btw.) God Bless You and Keep You All!

Bravo!

Happy New Year!

An article that describes circulating malware via Steam chat: http://grahamcluley.com/2014/12/wtf-malware-spreads-via-steam-chat/

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists that you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not?' he replied. 'You asked me what was wrong and I told you'. The Receptionist said; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' she asked. 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

1pm CST = 7pm GMT i.e. CST is GMT minus 6 hours. Hopefully all our members around the world will be able to calculate their local time. I hope to drop by for a few games if I can.

I've had a Steelseries Siberia headset for several years now and was so pleased with it that I bought another for the wife. http://steelseries.com/products/audio/steelseries-siberia-v2

Belated birthday greetings! Hope you had a great time!

Unbelievable! Happy Birthday, Johnny! I found this recording for you and the guy on the left even looks like you!

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?". Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, "What is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”

Condolences to you and your family. May those warm memories ease your grief at this painful time.

This looks outstanding! Can't wait to play it!

Wishing your Mum a swift and complete recovery, Maz. You and she will be in my prayers.

I hope these guys play better than they can sing...

So, she handles both the spray and the treated tissue minus gloves and shows no sign of discomfort herself?

Welcome back!

Two pages? Now that is some Christmas list for Santa!

Good luck. See you in the game! (I presume you are a willing recipient of explosives? )