RobMc

No I don't want you (yuk), I want Queenie ?

Should be fine after tomorrow, my kick babyback subscription expires ?

Did you earn much ?

A young teenager, earns extra pocket money by cleaning golfers cars at the local club while they're playing, one Saturday a regular golfer pulls up in a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. Excited, the boy rushes up and asks if he can clean the already immaculate car, taking pity on him the golfer agrees. he shows him around, proud of his new car, points out the massaging seats, variable ride height, bar, satcoms, tv's etc etc etc, tells him to be careful and goes for his round of golf. When he returns the car is even more immaculate and he gives the boy a tip above his normal fee, the boy is clearly embarassed and produces this small bit of plastic :- 'I found it in the boot, I hope I haven't broken anything', said the boy 'The golfer laughs', no that's just a tee 'What's a tee' asks the boy 'It's for resting your balls on', replies the golfer The boy looks amazed ' Fuck me' he says 'Rolls Royce think of everything'?

Lol, I meant clothes ? you not play strip poker in Sweden ?

Make my night, tell me what you're down to ??

Honestly the sheeps just there for warmth ?

You still ain't got the idea ??? your sexiest neighbours bedroom would be more our style, get onto it pronto (live feed)

I opt out, stay away fckrs

I spent 2 weeks building up my points to get on the top table, did it and he dealt me 18, dealer of course drew 19, 100000 down the drain, here I go again.

I propose at the next XI fests you have to win ten rounds against the dealer before you are allowed home, cya ! Oh no, I won't will I ??????

Yeaaaaaa ! welcome back

It's all a front, watch Steve Earle 'Copperhead Road' on Youtube, can't fool me weed ?

OMG Kenmen, I put in 3 'banker' questions too ??? you're an idiot ?

It's there under Science

Went for my check up yesterday, it was a new guy and he asked me to drop my trousers and bend over ? He then shoved his index finger in up to the hilt and wiggled it about for five minutes. Getting home I remarked to the wife ' I don't think thats normal' ? She replied ' Well then, change your dentist ?'

Wow quite a life and some talented people you mention, I was listening to Supertramp last night, school is a favourite of mine. Not only did Clapton steal Georges solo he also stole his wife if I recall correctly ?

Brilliant

Retarded ?????????? I'm fucking stuck ?

Looking at your photo I fully understand that decision ?

After he had his bad acid trip in Germany and left I saw them on at a nightclub, they refused to play any of the old songs and the audience didn't like it, neither did they, Christines language would have made a sailor blush and they cut the gig short, they struggled after he left until Rumours and I personally thought they were finished. How little did I know, I liked Rumours but preferred the Peter Green set up. Although he formed the Splinter group it was obvious he was taking a back seat at times and using his name, goddam drugs took all my heroes, Hendrix, Joplin, Kossoff, Lynott and almost Jimmy Page it was as though they were all on self destruct, a lesson not yet learnt it seems.

Great idea, I'll do one on that this week

Incredible, truly incredible I'm calling you MrStephanie, see how you like it ? I'm gonna change to a name that doesn't hurt anyone, in case any Robs think the Mc stands for masochistic cunt ? and they are sadists and object on moral grounds. Rockape is the name Softcuddlyecofriendlybastard still free ??

Anything?? or a particular period

I'd heard the 'Rumours' this morning A truly brilliant musician, RIP, saw you 3 times and have all your albums