RobMc

I find the ladies in the forums, with some exceptions of course, have a greater sense of humour and fun than the men. I am careful because I don't wish to annoy them too much or seem weird, so tread carefully until I know them better. I miss Queenie as I knew I could be quite risque without offence, she even had me blushing at times, the ladies you will notice rarely get angry. So yes I do love the girls, but not in the way most think, they know I'm joking, never had a problem off one of them yet. Unlike some of the other humourless sad fckrs.

Surely even Basil will give the finger to this one ???

She's mine

You'd think the judges would be looking out for red Herrings, and sense something fishy was up?? I'll get my coat

This even made the UK news Wayne, silly fckrs, I stuff mine with molluscs and small fish - 'That's what they must be feeding on mate, how can I help catching only the greedy bastards'?, see them argue that? (This is a joke read it again)

You quite sure that these servers suit you mate ???? not how I remember them ? If they ain't bitchin they ain't pitchin

Very clever joke

You have heard Rob say quite often in these forums to be wary, that money does not exist, well more people are latching on to this. Here is a British Archaeologist you probably have seen in documentaries saying the same thing, watch it it's both interesting and frightening. The pundits and gurus in these forums, experts all, forget this fundamental fact, money is imagined, you can have all the bulls and bears you want, supplemented by graphs and forecasts, but the fact remains :- There is no such thing as money, it is imagined and can be printed anywhere, unless you have belief in it, it is worthless, unlike a property, cow or pig, something real you can touch and trade. Tread carefully idiots, especially those borrowing Now is the time to take back control of money, by so doing, we can begin regaining control of our world, says Neil Oliver (gbnews.uk)

3 points Key :- 1/. I didn't understand the joke 2/. She would kill me 3/. Dot would be jealous

Something you want to tell us Jim ???????

Budman disagrees with the statement 'a large amount of beer', that is just for brushing your teeth by his standards.

What ????? no drive by ????? Wtf is happening to rap? dying naturally ps great track this

Yes

He did?? But of course I am sensitive being chief snowflake

Fly, spinning, worm ? don't spend money on rods, spend money on reels, they're just sticks

Alas dear lady I had to desist, the Admins politely asked me if I would stop because I was so good at both F'tags, the usual screams of hacker etc, but I think what swung it was all those grown men and ladies crying at getting their bums spanked every game. ( Rob sit's back, takes a swig of rum, and awaits the thanks of those reprieved from in game humiliation ) watch this space folks (I wonder how many fingers you can fit in before it overloads)

Come on Sammy, what's yours ?

They forgot to put a link in this time? or Princess is desperate to post, wish I had a mobile phone, I'd play fluffy bunnies prancing through the park to the sound of birds in chorus, with peals of laughter from children playing and a stream trickling in the background. Or, Her Ghost in the Fog - Cradle of Filth, one of my favourite romantic melodies

Two beers a day ‘may lower risk of dementia’ | The Independent

Careful dear, that's one step towards the harem

I'm getting bored with all these boring names for storms, you think they'd spice it up a bit :- Certain Death Bollock blowoff None left standing Moustache stripper etc etc keep it interesting, I'm naming this one Budmans Batterer

There's still toilet paper left ??? minor panic by the morons, when it goes we're in the shit.

Your new girlfriend ? Rose from Tokyo ?

It's great to see 'proper' beers making a comeback but any beer above about 3.5% begins to lose the taste of malt and hops and tastes 'tinny'. Try it, get 3 different beers below 4% and try them, you can distinguish the individual properties of the brew easily. Above 6% they begin to taste the same, plus the bonus of weaker beers is you have to drink more and they don't give you a hangover as easily. ps when I saw the title I expected it was an offer by a hooker ?