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see he should have built that wall ... damn hurricanes trying to make their way up north. 

u mean pancake flopping,egg scrabbling ,sausage rolling.:)

u mean pancake flopping,egg scrabbling ,sausage rolling.:)

So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs .... When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "

So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs .... When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "

So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs .... When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "

So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs .... When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "

So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs .... When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "

So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs .... When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? "

im open ill be a mercenary to hire.

Does anybody WANT me?
 

nice . if ihad money to blow this is something I would blow it on..2 thumbs up.

nice . if ihad money to blow this is something I would blow it on..2 thumbs up.

nice . if ihad money to blow this is something I would blow it on..2 thumbs up.

I ended up blowing all my tax return money last year on a fresh build for this year, it took a lot of careful planning and it turned out pretty nice.

Check out more pictures on my Imgur Album
Specs:
Case: Phanteks Evolv ATX
CPU: Intel i7 6700k
Mobo: Asus Maximus Hero VIII
GPU: EVGA 980ti Hydro Copper
RAM: Hyper Furty DDR4 16gb 8x2
SSD: OCZ 256GB
PSU: EVGA 600W Power Supply
Storage: Seagate 3tb HDD
Remote Starter On/Off Switch
Cablemod Red Cable Management
 
Cooling System:
CPU Block: EK Supremacy EVO
Pump: EK D5 Revo PWM
Reservoir: 150mm X3
Radiator: EK Coolstream PE Solutions 360mm
Frans: Thermaltake RGB Riing Series
Piping: 16mm Acrylic tubing custom bent
Fittings: Bitspower premium adabpters and mini drain valve
Bitspower C89 Multi link and thermaltake 16mm compression fittings
 
Inputs:
Keyboard: Corsair Lux K70 Rapid Fire
Mouse: Asus ROG Gladius Gaming Mouse
36" Extended Overwatch Mousepad
 
Outputs:
3 DELL S2415H-8 Monitors
 
 

Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shake her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The ...women don't answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it sends her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know? I'd heard of that their HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I ain't ever seen nobody do it.
 
 
 
A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?”
“I can’t tell you,” the black man says.
Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, “Can you please tell me your name?”...
“I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me,” says the black man.
“There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the woman says.
“Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies.
The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, “I knew you would make fun of it.”
The woman replies, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica.”
 

to all the hard workers to mak game better ..THANKS:)

I got Samsung evo ocz and musckin or something like that all for 3 years running make sure got good cooling keep clean no dust  makes heat and static electriectiy   and no defraging  or  Low level format.
 

looks and sound good but only game play will tell  ty Sammy... also can we if possible work on getting other maps to play or figure out why they don't play.

I got Samsung evo ocz and musckin or something like that all for 3 years running make sure got good cooling keep clean no dust  makes heat and static electriectiy   and no defraging  or  Low level format.
 

fudge he back . there goes the hood.:)  welcome back amigo.

fudge he back . there goes the hood.:)  welcome back amigo.

A Dutch, French and Belgium guy were sailing on a ship when it started to sink. All three went swimming for their lives and they made it to an Island in the middle of nowhere. A tribe of cannibals came up to them to 'welcome' them. The head of the tribe says 'you can live here, but you gotta fulfill one assignment. You have to walk to the forest and return with 100 pieces of fruit.'
All three of them go into the forest to collect the fruits. The French guy is the first to come back with 100 blueberries. The head of the tribe says: 'now, you gotta stick them in your butt without laughing. If you succeed, you may join the tribe. If you laugh, we will cut your head off and eat you'. The French guy does the job without laughing and joins the tribe. The Dutch guy then returns with 100 strawberries and gets the same assignment. He puts them in his butt one by one and everything goes great. All of a sudden, at strawberry #99 he bursts into laughter. His head is cut off and he is eaten by the tribe.
When he gets into heaven, the Big Guy upstairs asks him why he started laughing, because he was nearly there and was doing a good job. The Dutch guy replied: 'I saw the guy from Belgium come back from the forest with 100 coconuts'.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
 
 
 
 
 
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
 

A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for 2 tattoos. She wanted a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh. When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos. She replied, " My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."