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Welcome to the >XI< forums, Purfy Smurf. Ayaq

Geez, TBB, my only request was that you try something "new" and pose with a "woman: W-O-M-A-N." I was slightly distressed at my last order from you, since you must've "inadvertently" missed the "wo" part of "woman." Who was he, by the way? He always seemed to like being behind you . . . and you seemed perfectly content being in front . . . Hhehehahhehhehehehheheah!! You drew first blood, bud, not me!! And if Sweet @Icequeen is "setting the price," forget it: we all know how women over-value everything . . . except their own man. True statement, Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<? Lol, I love you, Sweet Ice Cream. Happy Father's Day, to all you Dad's out there. Ayaq

Happy day, happy day, to Cosmic_Farce. Hope your birthday is awesome. Ayaq

Hey, @Spartacus, I missed the original post, bud. Happy Be-Lated Birthday to Sir Sparty, Duke-of-Chafes-A-Lot! Ayaq

Hey buddy, she's only getting garlic from which she will weave a splendid, inter-laced necklace of fresh garlic cloves. "Why?" you ask, kind sir? @Icequeen wants to ward off the bloody blokes--it's to you and your ilk to which I'm referring, kind sir--away from her at night so she won't have to suffer brutal "fang attacks" while she is trying to sleep, kind sir. Will there be anything else which we can assist you with, kind sir? Lol. Ayaq

Hey, Barren--I mean, "Baron"--Munchhausen, happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq

@icequeenherb (Can't call you "Sweet Ice Cream," aka @Icequeen, 'cause I already have one--sorry.), the pic you posted looks like a close-up of my buddy, @TBB. Looks like he got lotsa rest the night earlier. Lol. Hey @EastCoast50--"Hell hath no fury like a scorned-ass woman." True, dat. Ayaq

Missed the original post, @Marley. Chevy Chase liked your name in the movie The Three Amigos. Remember when they were trying to summon the Invisible Swordsman, and he read from his little book "Marley-Marley-Marley-Marrrrrrrrrrlllllllleeeeeeeeeeee!," and then shot his pistol horizontally, killing the Invisible Swordsman? And Martin Short's character says "Oh great, you shot the Invisible Swordsman! You're supposed to shoot your gun in the air! We both (gesturing to Steve Martin) shot our guns in the air!" 'Member? Lol. Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq

Hey, Sea-Dubya (Bush?)--happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq

Happy birthday, @Dessy Arnaz, my ROTU 2.2.2 buddy!! Many more to you, Sir Dessy, Duke of Runs-A-Lot. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweetheart. Be like Donald Trump and "Make birthdays great again." Ayaq

Heheahaeheheheheahheeheheheahhehehehae!! Great thread and posts, @NumNutz!! You too, @bds1961!!! Funny as heck. Ayaq P.S. - Sorry, @tsw 8.5, I gave credit where credit was certainly not due. Disregard the mention of your very name, BDS. Bud. Lol.

Hey, Hans, happy birthday to you, sir. If you were "Neo" in the movie The Matrix, and you were a regular church-goer, you would be . . . "Hans Christian Mr. Anderson." Lol. Many more. Ayaq

Hey, Sweet Rose, Happy Birthday!!! You venomous-dripping, needle-sharp-donning, thorn-bearing vixen, you. "Every . . . Rose has its thorns . . . Every cowboy . . ." R.I.P, Sweet AH-1--you knew the words better than I. Happy birthday again, Sweetheart--many more for all of us, please. Ayaq

What Sweet Rose said, times a factor of no-less-than-2,000. @TBB told me to. Love out. Ayaq

What @TBB said, times no less-than-a-factor of 10. Why'd you leave in the first place? We knew you'd come back. (Sung to the tune of "Welcome back Kotter"): "Welcome back, welcome back, welllll-coommmmmmeeeee backkkkkk . .. ." Ayaq

You frickin' Idiot! Lol. Welcome to the >XI< club. Ayaq

Geez, Trailer, those sure do look like "lie-ing eyes" to me!! You musta grew up lying! Lol. Ayaq

Happy day, happy day to "Disco Duck." And, a happy belated birthday to @BUDMAN--sorry I missed the earlier post, Sir Budman, Lord of Guzzles-A-Lot! Ayaq

Hey, @StinkO, wasn't that you that Barry Manilow wrote about in one of his songs about a bar in Rio? "At the StinkO . . . StinkO Cabana . . ." Or sumthin' like that. Welcome again to the >XI< forums, I suppose. Lol. Ayaq

Weed, can't you get a "crow collar (as opposed to a "crow-caller," @TBB)" for the rooster--much like a "dog collar"--that infuses a measured amount of voltage to the neck region of the rooster whilst it crows? Or, failing that, perform a simple surgical operation to sever the rooster's vocal (crowing?) cords? Or, failing that, still, can you "milk" the crow for all he's worth to artificially-inseminate your chickens, and cryogenically-freeze the surplus for use later, then enjoy a nice rooster-roast? There must be a plausible solution around your particular rooster challenge (notice I didn't say "problem?" Hmm?). Anyway, good luck. I didn't know that TBB crowed . . . LMAO. Ayaq

"Avoid mowing that spot?" It looks like your entire lawn should be safe then, lol. I had to look hard to see her through your 12" lawn grass. LMAO. Mmmm . . . fresh turtle eggs . . . JK. Ayaq

Wow, @daniel, those are really thought-provoking pictures. Thanks for posting, bud. Ayaq

And "Run D.M.C.," aka @RobMc, will be on the stand-by list at Heathrow Airport. Lol, bud, JK. Ayaq

Hey, it's Chieftan's birthday!! Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq