AyaqGuyaq

I just laughed out loud because... I'm not proud to say it, but it's so true ! 
 
 

Congratulations!!!!!
When both my son (who's a Senior at Indiana U.) and my daughter (who's a Senior in high school) were being born, born "birthing doctors" were more concerned about me, than her . . . I guess they could see that I was about to faint, or sumptin', or udder . . .
Lol.  I cried after both successful deliveries . . . the "guys" have the easy part in making babies, that's for sure . . . "Hats off to all you Mommas" out there!!!!!  Ayaq

Laughing my frickin' and proverbial-arse off, buddy!!!!  Damn fat typing fingers!!!  I meant "yarns," to wit:  I shot da-frickin' caribou from 700 "yarns" away . . . Happy?  Hmm?  Lol, nice catch, bud, on a rare "AyaqGuyaq" grammatical/typo-graphical/possibly-diametrical (Hmm?)  mistake . . . Humbly yours, Ayaq . . . Hmm?

Man, there are only SO MANY games I can play, and work full-time.
I miss the heck out of so many of you . . .
The money I sent to my older sister to ship my computer (and I always leave lotsa of da proverbial "gravy" on the table, to make 'em "excited" to get-'er-done!!) from Dillingham, Alaska (shee-ite ain't cheap in rural Alaska, especially rifle bullets, true 'dat!!  That's why people from Alaska who've joined one of the branches of the U.S. Military normally score "Marksman (easily), and "Expert."  I've shot down caribou at 700 yrs. (I'm guessing here:  520 meters (or "metres," if'n you be Sweet @AthenA or Sweet @RobMc, or some other weird person that can't spell "meters" right . . .Hmm?), and I tried to Join the U.S. Marine Corps at 17, tender, but bullet-proof years, old, 'cause, since bullets in rural Alaska are NOT CHEAP, we try to make every expensive bullet count . . .
See if any of you can see how many different stories I've just told  in the previous paragraph . . .
Hmm?  Lol.
Ayaq

Laughing my frickin' and proverbial-arse off, buddy!!!!  Damn fat typing fingers!!!  I meant "yarns," to wit:  I shot da-frickin' caribou from 700 "yarns" away . . . Happy?  Hmm?  Lol, nice catch, bud, on a rare "AyaqGuyaq" grammatical/typo-graphical/possibly-diametrical (Hmm?)  mistake . . . Humbly yours, Ayaq . . . Hmm?

Laughing my frickin' and proverbial-arse off, buddy!!!!  Damn fat typing fingers!!!  I meant "yarns," to wit:  I shot da-frickin' caribou from 700 "yarns" away . . . Happy?  Hmm?  Lol, nice catch, bud, on a rare "AyaqGuyaq" grammatical/typo-graphical/possibly-diametrical (Hmm?)  mistake . . . Humbly yours, Ayaq . . . Hmm?

At least in the Minecraft community, people know I've been scarce for the last few months on and off. Things with my wife's pregnancy finally came to a showdown on November 14th. At 3:29am in the Morning, my daughter was born. Weighing 8lbs 5oz. Measuring 20 inches in length. She is beautiful and everything I've ever hoped for as a first time father. I've got to say I feel blessed and am absolutely in love with her. My wife was a rock star and did a completely drug-free, no epidural, natural birth in the hospital. She rocked it, I could never be as proud of my family as I am today. Just thought I'd share the news with you idiots! 

Wow buddy you're nearly as old as @HarryWeezer, 
ps notice you avoided the subject, if she mentions rings ffs run otherwise it's over

Congratch-ee-lations, Sweet @WldPenguin!!!!
"Darn, Ayaq, ARE YOU FROZEN, AGAIN!!??!!  I just de-frosted you!!!!"  Lol.
Ayaq

Man, there are only SO MANY games I can play, and work full-time.
I miss the heck out of so many of you . . .
The money I sent to my older sister to ship my computer (and I always leave lotsa of da proverbial "gravy" on the table, to make 'em "excited" to get-'er-done!!) from Dillingham, Alaska (shee-ite ain't cheap in rural Alaska, especially rifle bullets, true 'dat!!  That's why people from Alaska who've joined one of the branches of the U.S. Military normally score "Marksman (easily), and "Expert."  I've shot down caribou at 700 yrs. (I'm guessing here:  520 meters (or "metres," if'n you be Sweet @AthenA or Sweet @RobMc, or some other weird person that can't spell "meters" right . . .Hmm?), and I tried to Join the U.S. Marine Corps at 17, tender, but bullet-proof years, old, 'cause, since bullets in rural Alaska are NOT CHEAP, we try to make every expensive bullet count . . .
See if any of you can see how many different stories I've just told  in the previous paragraph . . .
Hmm?  Lol.
Ayaq

Man, there are only SO MANY games I can play, and work full-time.
I miss the heck out of so many of you . . .
The money I sent to my older sister to ship my computer (and I always leave lotsa of da proverbial "gravy" on the table, to make 'em "excited" to get-'er-done!!) from Dillingham, Alaska (shee-ite ain't cheap in rural Alaska, especially rifle bullets, true 'dat!!  That's why people from Alaska who've joined one of the branches of the U.S. Military normally score "Marksman (easily), and "Expert."  I've shot down caribou at 700 yrs. (I'm guessing here:  520 meters (or "metres," if'n you be Sweet @AthenA or Sweet @RobMc, or some other weird person that can't spell "meters" right . . .Hmm?), and I tried to Join the U.S. Marine Corps at 17, tender, but bullet-proof years, old, 'cause, since bullets in rural Alaska are NOT CHEAP, we try to make every expensive bullet count . . .
See if any of you can see how many different stories I've just told  in the previous paragraph . . .
Hmm?  Lol.
Ayaq

Man, there are only SO MANY games I can play, and work full-time.
I miss the heck out of so many of you . . .
The money I sent to my older sister to ship my computer (and I always leave lotsa of da proverbial "gravy" on the table, to make 'em "excited" to get-'er-done!!) from Dillingham, Alaska (shee-ite ain't cheap in rural Alaska, especially rifle bullets, true 'dat!!  That's why people from Alaska who've joined one of the branches of the U.S. Military normally score "Marksman (easily), and "Expert."  I've shot down caribou at 700 yrs. (I'm guessing here:  520 meters (or "metres," if'n you be Sweet @AthenA or Sweet @RobMc, or some other weird person that can't spell "meters" right . . .Hmm?), and I tried to Join the U.S. Marine Corps at 17, tender, but bullet-proof years, old, 'cause, since bullets in rural Alaska are NOT CHEAP, we try to make every expensive bullet count . . .
See if any of you can see how many different stories I've just told  in the previous paragraph . . .
Hmm?  Lol.
Ayaq

paul paul where for art thee paul
 

My buddy @AyaqGuyaq has me worried, I feared this when he moved to the ' lower 49', he's used to rough action, wrestling bears, hunting seals etc and of course probably longs for his beloved moose. He is too quiet lately, I fear the most dangerous of all animals has stalked and trapped him  -   a woman ! it has all the signs, fleeting visits to the forum while he hurries back to the clutches of his tormentor, plying him with kisses and cooking. Swapping his sled for some form of transport called an uber was the beginning of the end, next it's a slippery slope to after shave and manicures, the guns will go, replaced by a vacuum cleaner, and the biggest adventure will be Walmart. Snap out of it buddy, you don't realise the long term effects on your health and bank balance.

You're special Rugger, most burglars take the tv ?

Middle finger is fine - just be careful where you put it:
 

US Army 67-69..... and thanks to all you others who have served ?
 

Buddy, throwing the sheets off in a morning and running for the bus doesn't count?

Yeah, thank you, very much, to all of our servicemen and service-women . . . Hats off, and then some . . .
I tried to join the U.S. Marine Corps when I was 17 years old (and all the people that have ever played me in the COD4 FT1 server knows) and kinda aggressive.
Heck, growing up in Bristol Bay, Alaska, and commercially-fishing for salmon since I was 13 (I don't know how many times I, literally, almost got-"died" fishing from 13 - 17 yrs. old.; you learn from your mistakes, that's for sure!!!), a wrestler in high-school, and Captain of the X-Country Running Team, I was frickin' and rarin' to go and bag me some Commie Russians!!!
Lol.  That was the fervor of a young, bullet-proof American ready to serve.  Sadly, perforated ear-drum got the physical-inspection doctor shaking his head at me . . . But hey, I tried!!!!  Hmm?  Hmm?  LMAO!!!!!
Thanks again to all of our veterans, and even to those veterans who've served amongst our Allies . . . Salute.  Good will always prevail.  Ayaq

Yeah, thank you, very much, to all of our servicemen and service-women . . . Hats off, and then some . . .
I tried to join the U.S. Marine Corps when I was 17 years old (and all the people that have ever played me in the COD4 FT1 server knows) and kinda aggressive.
Heck, growing up in Bristol Bay, Alaska, and commercially-fishing for salmon since I was 13 (I don't know how many times I, literally, almost got-"died" fishing from 13 - 17 yrs. old.; you learn from your mistakes, that's for sure!!!), a wrestler in high-school, and Captain of the X-Country Running Team, I was frickin' and rarin' to go and bag me some Commie Russians!!!
Lol.  That was the fervor of a young, bullet-proof American ready to serve.  Sadly, perforated ear-drum got the physical-inspection doctor shaking his head at me . . . But hey, I tried!!!!  Hmm?  Hmm?  LMAO!!!!!
Thanks again to all of our veterans, and even to those veterans who've served amongst our Allies . . . Salute.  Good will always prevail.  Ayaq

Yeah, thank you, very much, to all of our servicemen and service-women . . . Hats off, and then some . . .
I tried to join the U.S. Marine Corps when I was 17 years old (and all the people that have ever played me in the COD4 FT1 server knows) and kinda aggressive.
Heck, growing up in Bristol Bay, Alaska, and commercially-fishing for salmon since I was 13 (I don't know how many times I, literally, almost got-"died" fishing from 13 - 17 yrs. old.; you learn from your mistakes, that's for sure!!!), a wrestler in high-school, and Captain of the X-Country Running Team, I was frickin' and rarin' to go and bag me some Commie Russians!!!
Lol.  That was the fervor of a young, bullet-proof American ready to serve.  Sadly, perforated ear-drum got the physical-inspection doctor shaking his head at me . . . But hey, I tried!!!!  Hmm?  Hmm?  LMAO!!!!!
Thanks again to all of our veterans, and even to those veterans who've served amongst our Allies . . . Salute.  Good will always prevail.  Ayaq

I have the same problem!!!

Confused?  Isn't this the classic look of an idiot.  I sometimes see that vacuous expression in the mirror some mornings.

What's in the coffee?He looks rather buzzed?

Where you trying to avoid the Northern freeze up? @Sweatnbullets
@tsw 8.5 Did you take him fishing? Show him how it’s done?