Leadfinger

Dang Baldie all you need is a sleigh and your good to go good looking dogs.

chainsaw massacre

Some "wood" is gonna get cut . . . . .just not firewood

Great Story! Love this line "I been deaf since I was 3 so I didn't listen" Shows what you can do when you put your mind to something . . .

Doesn't everyone trim the hedges with their riding lawnmower . . . . . . Dangling in a sling from a crane? . . . .lmao

I agree Mr Quest. Little Old Man Rocks! we just gotta be careful we dont end up with a little old man with a big old head . . . lol

Where did you find a refrigerator with a door that looks just like the front door to my house? and why would there be a door knob on the inside of the refrigerator? lol

Happy Birthday guys! Umm . . . would that be "pound" cake!

I was dreenking some root bear when he sed Pork u Pine n I spraide it oll over . . . . funny shit Love the hair styles on the newlywed game

when you got a reply from "Kate" it was a computer generated message Russians don't name their kids Kate . . . lol thats why she couldn't read your explanation. I guess the Ruskies picked up a bad habit from some low life American company its called "The Run Around" that's just F'ed up. I'm not sure how to use PayPal for getting a refund but I'm certain they will be able to help you out . . .good luck m8 and let me buy you a beer to relax a bit

Lt . . . . I was desperate . . . . . .to find clean air, find a place where no one is trying to take my money(taxes), a place where there are NO traffic jams, good people , and a river that has lotsa big trout within walking distance and I found it . . . . the trouble is it's FN cold Dec.-March. I stay busy working on my boat in my shop, reloading and tying flies . . .you got to be fast to catch a fly and tie it.

That SUCKED!! the vacuum that is. kinda grossed me out when she inflated . . .lmao

Good Luck M8 . . . . . . just make sure they don't give you rubles for a refund.

21! Thats just fuking incredible! you are the Habanaro of the sky! And because your feelin so good about your achievement I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving out a few secrets . . you know some tips that some fellow idiots could use to improve their scores. .. .cmon give it up

Its going down to -4 here tonight (teeth chattering) And to think I moved here from Southern California Voluntarily! Anything below 20 is just cold but when you start getting below 0 I bust out my sand chair make a cocktail with a little umbrella and sit next to the wood stove and work on my tan . . .Har I don't mind the cold and snow, it's actually very cool except that winter just lasts too fuking long. by the end of February I am ready to start doing some serious fishing . . . .wait I have a nice camper, boat, no job . . . what the hell I will just drive to spring somewhere down south . . . . .as soon as I can chip the Ice off the boat and camper! I hate it when I cast a lure and it bounces off the Ice! (Throwing a couple more logs on the FIRE)

You should get 3 likes for that. my face got a cramp from smiling I had the volume turned up and my dog was siting next to me and when she heard me laughing she started barking at the screen like "hey where did you learn to talk like that" The things we think a dog thinks . . . . . .

Removing the Christmas tree was an indicator that the hang over from the holidaze is gone I didn't think I would be saying this but . . . . . . . .They might have patched it up in a good way. I played a few maps and besides the kiddies totally mesmerized by being able to fly It was fun. I haven't been bombing as much since they made the bombs less powerful . . .it pisses me off when I make a bombing run and feel good about my aim only to turn around to see 1 out of 5 hits. Even when I switch to bigger bombs it doesn't help . . . . maybe i'm just in a slump. since all the "blunder patches" I haven't been above #5 on my team with most games about 7 or 8 I suppose the fuckin kill stealer's aren't helping any either . . .I will be turning a guys plane into a screen door , "critical hit fuel tank" then "critical hit tail control" then I run out of ammo and an ass bandit team mate cuts me off . . . .takes a couple shots at my victim and gets the kill Patches wont fix that chillin

Is that what I have been smelling?

As many others have mentioned STAY POSITIVE Each day when you wake up ask yourself . . . . what can I do today to make myself feel good . . and then do it. Just make sure when you lay your head down each night think about your good day, smile and say a prayer. Repeat God Speed to you

Yes an ultralight would be fun but consider a Powered Parachute. A friend of mine just bought a Buckeye Powered Parachute and paid like $6,000 for it. PP are extremely safe have a top speed of about 80mph and a short take off roll and landing. The controls are simple, to go higher just throttle up, to land power down. Turns are done by pushing a bar with your feet. If you for some reason lose all power you simply float to the ground with you chute. I was a little "concerned" my first flight but second time out It was so fun, I ended up going on a 160 mile rd trip cruise chasing coyotes and deer.

He should have asked her if she wanted it "super sized" and I bet she would have gladly enjoyed her dinner

I love shit like this! It amazes me how these pilots "saddle up" and take a multimillion dollar aircraft out for a spin at 450kts! Ever since I was a kid (still am) I wanted to pilot a fighter jet and buzz my neighborhood . .afterburners on tree top level . . .break a little china. Nothing but respect for these guys, they work hard, strive for perfection and are patriotic to the core . . . just the type of person I want flying a fighter jet protecting my freedom. Now I'm all pumped up and need to fly so I'm off to flight simulator . whooo hoo!

OK Yellow Snow I have 1 small request in exchange for my vote. I have a tradition of requiring the person asking for my vote to take the "budding artist" (Yellow Snow Jr.) to the local Ice Cream shop and purchasing an Ice cream cone for them to enjoy. That way the youngster wins twice, once with my vote and once spending time with a parent and eating Ice Cream . . . . .slam dunk! (If you cant afford to go out for ice cream I'm gonna vote anyways . . . . ) Great picture, A pat on your back Yellow Snow for showing support to your child and getting involved in his projects

I still play now and then . .it's still a great game but like SOB said "they fuck with it too much" I cant ever get the same scores I did before (not whining) and figuring out a battle plan with the new changes suks. On the positive side I have become a bit more of a nuisance to other pilots flying fighters since I "polished" my dog fighting skills and have been known to send a few down in flames. Still not a "bad-ass" like other idiots in our squad but I pop a chubby when i'm in the groove and sticking to the enemy's ass like a poopy diaper. I have tried playing WOWP and its ok but I guess I just need to spend more time getting used to it. War Thunder should have shit-canned those annoying radio commands along time ago . . when some 10yr old gets on there and repeatedly says "I need cover" I just want to throttle him.