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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."  

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Had a chance to hook up with Chile for a bit last night! Good fuckin laughs brother! Looking forward to it again soon!!
 
 

Happy birthday Budman. Have a great day!

Hey Ayaq how was that special cookie I gave you? Looks like you loved it.....

Happy birthday Lazlo.

I'd much rather be livin it rather than hearing about it. And no, IceQueen and I have a long term relationship, so no one night stand here.

Thanks for having me! I feel like my IQ has already dropped 20 points

I threw up a little 

Found one!

 

Ok, I can't believe I'm going to post this, but I also can't let Budman be the only one to put his high school pic up, so..........Class of 1984......now c'mon the rest of you!
 

Well I think jacking off on the mouse could be part of your problem.

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I take my shoes off before I go into the house,
I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed,
rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?'
....and she's always sound asleep."
 

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map mp_lsb_gloomy_moor
map mp_lsb_gmn
map mp_lsb_hills_have_eyes
map mp_lsb_poisoned_pool
map mp_lsb_pt
map mp_lsb_winter
map mp_lumberyard
map mp_lumberyard2
map mp_lumberyard2n
map mp_luna
map mp_luna2
map mp_lut_gholein
map mp_m_town
map mp_mactroudball
map mp_madhouse_alaska
map mp_madmaze
map mp_mashtuurcity
map mp_mass_ambush
map mp_mass_deadly_waters
map mp_mass_pathway
map mp_matmata_new
map mp_matmata_v2
map mp_matroska
map mp_maze1
map mp_mbb_forest
map mp_mbb_memory
map mp_mbb_ourparadise
map mp_mbdepot
map mp_me
map mp_meanstreet2
map mp_meatgrinder_alpha
map mp_medieven
map mp_metro
map mp_mhz_alcatraz
map mp_mhz_ambush_v2
map mp_mhz_beach_b
map mp_mhz_blood_f
map mp_mhz_cy_1
map mp_mhz_death_arena1
map mp_mhz_farm_b
map mp_mhz_marialva1
map mp_mhz_ruins1
map mp_mhz_sa_b
map mp_mhz_seafort
map mp_mhz_skunk
map mp_mhz_skywalk
map mp_mhz_sniperwood_v1
map mp_mhz_village_b2
map mp_mhz_vok_b
map mp_mhz_vok_p
map mp_mhz_warehouse
map mp_mhz_warehouse_v3
map mp_mike_khali
map mp_military_camp
map mp_minecraft_new
map mp_mirage_b2
map mp_mirage_b3
map mp_missile
map mp_missile_OLD
map mp_mitres
map mp_modern_mice
map mp_modern_rust
map mp_modernbacklot
map mp_moh_sfrance_b1
map mp_moh_stalingrad_final
map mp_mohaa_dv
map mp_mohdv4
map mp_mom
map mp_monastery_b1
map mp_monkeys_home
map mp_montargis4
map mp_mortal_collapsing
map mp_mos_espa
map mp_mosque
map mp_mosque_SMALL
map mp_mountain_lake
map mp_mow_360
map mp_mow_cove
map mp_mow_memorial
map mp_mow_woodland
map mp_mrx_castle
map mp_mtl_havoc
map mp_mtl_the_rock
map mp_mw2_term
map mp_nacht
map mp_naout
map mp_naout_n
map mp_naout_old
map mp_naout_s
map mp_ncc_1701
map mp_nd4
map mp_ndame
map mp_newvillers2
map mp_nmirage
map mp_nomansland
map mp_noobville
map mp_normandy
map mp_northport
map mp_not_a_cave
map mp_nova_crvenka
map mp_novoutpost2
map mp_ntown
map mp_nuenen4
map mp_nuke
map mp_nuke_snow
map mp_nuketown
map mp_nvabase2008_final
map mp_nvb
map mp_nwa_hunted_house
map mp_nwa_maze_doom
map mp_oase_beta
map mp_oasis_float
map mp_obl_cmpnd_0001
map mp_occupied
map mp_ocean
map mp_octagon
map mp_office2
map mp_offices_v2
map mp_offices_v3
map mp_ogjunkyard
map mp_old_base_v1
map mp_old_town
map mp_oldbrecourt
map mp_oldschool
map mp_oldtown
map mp_olhq
map mp_onslaught
map mp_opcenter4
map mp_oradour
map mp_orbelus
map mp_osg_abbottabad
map mp_osg_backlot
map mp_osg_backlot_n
map mp_osg_drone_p
map mp_osg_flood
map mp_osg_grid
map mp_osg_hazzard
map mp_osg_hijacked_2
map mp_osg_interstellar
map mp_osg_nt_2025
map mp_osg_rus_spiritu
map mp_osg_rus_spiritu_n
map mp_osg_studio_2
map mp_osg_wip
map mp_osg_yemen_n
map mp_oukhta
map mp_outpost
map mp_outset
map mp_overpass
map mp_ovgrown
map mp_p_o_w
map mp_pacmaze
map mp_paintwar
map mp_paisible
map mp_palm_beach
map mp_pandemic_aim2
map mp_panzer_station_beta
map mp_parking
map mp_pass
map mp_pavlov_v2
map mp_pb4ia1
map mp_pb_bunkerhill
map mp_pb_forest
map mp_pb_frost
map mp_pb_huts
map mp_pb_iceworld
map mp_pb_psb
map mp_pb_range
map mp_pb_sb
map mp_pb_sb_a
map mp_pb_sb_b
map mp_pb_vantive
map mp_pb_warehouse
map mp_pbg
map mp_pbg_invasion
map mp_pc
map mp_pds
map mp_pheasantrun
map mp_pic
map mp_pillar
map mp_pinchpoint
map mp_piped_2
map mp_pk_harbor
map mp_pk_skycorpse_v2
map mp_plainsight
map mp_plane
map mp_pnk_ss
map mp_pnk_village
map mp_poe_remake2
map mp_polygoon
map mp_poolday
map mp_poppyhill
map mp_portal
map mp_portalhouse
map mp_portside
map mp_portside_b
map mp_pow_rld
map mp_powcamp
map mp_powcamp_v2
map mp_pp_prison
map mp_pp_shops
map mp_precision
map mp_printery
map mp_pripyat
map mp_prison
map mp_prison_block
map mp_prison_sona
map mp_prisonblock
map mp_processingplant
map mp_prod_test
map mp_projectvalhalla
map mp_prunis
map mp_ps7_cod4_01b
map mp_ps_abbottabad
map mp_ps_drop_dead
map mp_ps_pirateislands
map mp_ps_squareoval
map mp_pst_atolls
map mp_pst_devilslair
map mp_pst_eagle_heights
map mp_pst_islands
map mp_pst_lost
map mp_pst_rise
map mp_pst_stadium
map mp_pst_store
map mp_pst_the_factory
map mp_pst_thedam
map mp_pst_tribal_council
map mp_psycho
map mp_psycho_day
map mp_pursuit
map mp_pval
map mp_qik
map mp_qmx_matmata
map mp_qpadaim_final
map mp_quarrystomp
map mp_railyard
map mp_rainbreak
map mp_ranix
map mp_rasalem
map mp_ratroom_v1
map mp_rats08
map mp_rats_hr
map mp_rats_sansa_room
map mp_ratslair
map mp_ravine
map mp_rd2
map mp_rd3
map mp_rd3n
map mp_rd_ex
map mp_rd_snow
map mp_rd_xmas
map mp_rdg_gunnerville
map mp_rdx_blind_sniper
map mp_rdx_blood_farm
map mp_rdx_ch_v2
map mp_rdx_coming_home
map mp_rdx_df
map mp_rdx_mainstreet
map mp_rdx_malta_allies
map mp_rdx_malta_axis
map mp_rdx_snipers_run_v2
map mp_reach_final
map mp_rebel_b1
map mp_rebellion
map mp_rebellion_old
map mp_recondelta
map mp_redxxx
map mp_redzone
map mp_refinery
map mp_remagen
map mp_remontna
map mp_renan_bridge4
map mp_repository
map mp_rescue
map mp_rescue_beta1
map mp_rescue_beta2
map mp_return
map mp_rgnb8
map mp_ricochet
map mp_riverlands
map mp_rlx_muppet_hunt
map mp_road
map mp_rocket
map mp_rocketday
map mp_rocketstation_v1
map mp_rockridge
map mp_roof
map mp_roof_n
map mp_rooftops
map mp_rotu_haven
map mp_roundup_day
map mp_ruinasv4
map mp_ruins
map mp_run_and_gun
map mp_rundown
map mp_rusmata
map mp_russian_invasion
map mp_rust
map mp_rvs_streets_ksk
map mp_rvs_streets_night_final
map mp_rvs_warehouse_f1
map mp_sab
map mp_sablier_se
map mp_salaambad
map mp_samfactory
map mp_sand_dogs
map mp_Sandstorm_beta
map mp_sanzhi
map mp_sawmill
map mp_sbase
map mp_sc_hangar
map mp_school
map mp_sconsegrad
map mp_scrap
map mp_scrapyard
map mp_seatown
map mp_seatown_snow
map mp_secrettankdepot
map mp_selo
map mp_semblance
map mp_serpentine
map mp_seti
map mp_settlement
map mp_sevast
map mp_sewer
map mp_sf_bc
map mp_sgpko_arena
map mp_sgpko_lil
map mp_shank_n_shot
map mp_sharqi
map mp_sharqi_day
map mp_sharqi_night
map mp_sharqiconsite
map mp_shipment2
map mp_shipment3
map mp_shipment_island
map mp_shipmentx2
map mp_shop2
map mp_shotgun_shak
map mp_sidesnipe
map mp_siege
map mp_siege_n
map mp_silo5
map mp_silo_v1c
map mp_simple_city
map mp_simpsons
map mp_sipins
map mp_sk_kf
map mp_sk_ml
map mp_sk_swamp
map mp_sk_valley
map mp_ska_deathvalley1
map mp_skidrow
map mp_slaughterhouse
map mp_slender
map mp_slick
map mp_sls_serenity
map mp_slums
map mp_sm_3
map mp_smalltownx
map mp_sniper
map mp_sniper_field2
map mp_snipers_lot
map mp_snipers_pit
map mp_snow
map mp_soccer_arena
map mp_soldier_field
map mp_souq
map mp_southern_comfort
map mp_southfrance
map mp_southpark
map mp_spacecookie
map mp_sparta
map mp_spbase
map mp_spookaeton
map mp_sps_al_andalus
map mp_sps_arena
map mp_sps_bhd
map mp_sps_bismarck
map mp_sps_bunkers
map mp_sps_castillo
map mp_sps_castle_snipers
map mp_sps_catedral
map mp_sps_cementerio
map mp_sps_chinese_t
map mp_sps_chinese_v
map mp_sps_countdown_back
map mp_sps_crossroad
map mp_sps_deadly_bay
map mp_sps_dehibat
map mp_sps_embarcadero
map mp_sps_f1team
map mp_sps_forest
map mp_sps_forest_spirit
map mp_sps_hha_f
map mp_sps_hidrocarburos
map mp_sps_industrial_zone
map mp_sps_islands
map mp_sps_izone_f
map mp_sps_minas_t
map mp_sps_monserrate
map mp_sps_muelles
map mp_sps_oil_platform
map mp_sps_old_west
map mp_sps_reservoir
map mp_sps_rockisland
map mp_sps_roman_circus
map mp_sps_second_c
map mp_sps_shx
map mp_sps_shx_s
map mp_sps_sidesniper
map mp_sps_stadium
map mp_sps_substation
map mp_sps_the_capitol
map mp_sps_the_siege
map mp_sps_village
map mp_sps_villasniper
map mp_sps_war
map mp_sps_woodland
map mp_squares
map mp_ssc_mobrow
map mp_sst_dbf
map mp_sst_lubmin
map mp_stadium
map mp_stadiumnight
map mp_stadtrand3
map mp_stalingrad
map mp_stalingrad2
map mp_stargate_abydos
map mp_steamlab
map mp_stonetown
map mp_stonevalley
map mp_storage
map mp_storageyardv2
map mp_storeroom_v2
map mp_storeroomv2
map mp_storm
map mp_storm_b
map mp_stream
map mp_streetsofacc
map mp_stridad_beta
map mp_stridad_v1
map mp_strike_at_karkand_v2
map mp_struggle
map mp_struggle_dawn
map mp_stryker_arena1
map mp_sub
map mp_suburbs
map mp_suburbs_2
map mp_subway
map mp_subwaytunel
map mp_summit
map mp_sunnyacres
map mp_surv_7thstation
map mp_surv_aftermath
map mp_surv_apex
map mp_surv_apocalypse
map mp_surv_area_69_v1
map mp_surv_atlantis
map mp_surv_bacca
map mp_surv_backlot
map mp_surv_bakaara
map mp_surv_bakaara_d
map mp_surv_bakaara_n
map mp_surv_battlechess
map mp_surv_bjelovar
map mp_surv_bjwifi_beach
map mp_surv_bjwifi_moon
map mp_surv_bok
map mp_surv_boss_road
map mp_surv_bridge
map mp_surv_bunker
map mp_surv_cemetery
map mp_surv_cerveceria
map mp_surv_city
map mp_surv_claudiu
map mp_surv_core
map mp_surv_crashed
map mp_surv_crashed2
map mp_surv_d_tomb
map mp_surv_deadly_base
map mp_surv_deathstreet
map mp_surv_diabolic
map mp_surv_dust2
map mp_surv_earth_center
map mp_surv_ffc_arena
map mp_surv_ffc_parkorman
map mp_surv_forestwar
map mp_surv_fregata
map mp_surv_friedhof
map mp_surv_gold_rush
map mp_surv_groundwar
map mp_surv_hammerjacks
map mp_surv_hideout
map mp_surv_hive_a
map mp_surv_hive_b
map mp_surv_infection
map mp_surv_islands
map mp_surv_isle
map mp_surv_kaboom
map mp_surv_kfc
map mp_surv_killingfield
map mp_surv_labirinth
map mp_surv_lastdefense
map mp_surv_lego_land
map mp_surv_loft
map mp_surv_maniacmansion
map mp_surv_mikeys_bunker
map mp_surv_modern_dust2
map mp_surv_mountain
map mp_surv_new_moon_lg
map mp_surv_newbunker_v2
map mp_surv_oasis
map mp_surv_oldbunker_v2
map mp_surv_oldtown
map mp_surv_oldwest_v2
map mp_surv_overrun
map mp_surv_pacman
map mp_surv_pharaoh's_tomb
map mp_surv_plane
map mp_surv_poncho
map mp_surv_pyramid
map mp_surv_quarantine
map mp_surv_RE4village
map mp_surv_red_gridge
map mp_surv_river
map mp_surv_samsite
map mp_surv_school
map mp_surv_schoolr2
map mp_surv_seatown
map mp_surv_shipment
map mp_surv_shipment_v2
map mp_surv_skyfall
map mp_surv_snow_dust2
map mp_surv_snow_haven
map mp_surv_snowworld
map mp_surv_spooky_v4
map mp_surv_springfield
map mp_surv_ssc_doom
map mp_surv_street
map mp_surv_subway_final
map mp_surv_swamp
map mp_surv_testmap
map mp_surv_trap
map mp_surv_trench
map mp_surv_trikxmas
map mp_surv_vacant
map mp_surv_vault
map mp_surv_village
map mp_surv_warzone
map mp_surv_wood
map mp_surv_zombiebox
map mp_surv_ZombieDesert
map mp_swamp
map mp_tatooine
map mp_tbshipment
map mp_tchernobyl
map mp_tchernobyl_final
map mp_teamrlx_castle
map mp_tehaleh
map mp_tempest
map mp_terminal
map mp_terrain
map mp_terrain88
map mp_tex_ont
map mp_the_hidden
map mp_the_islands
map mp_the_maze
map mp_thehunt_final
map mp_thejoint
map mp_thera
map mp_thetreehouse
map mp_thunderville
map mp_tiaim
map mp_tigertown_v2
map mp_tlotd_ab_v2
map mp_tlotd_compound
map mp_tlotd_outback_v1
map mp_tlotd_suez
map mp_tob_base
map mp_tob_winter_square
map mp_tobruk_4
map mp_tolbert
map mp_tolbert_winter
map mp_toujane_beta
map mp_towers2
map mp_town1078
map mp_townassault
map mp_township
map mp_townville
map mp_toybox4
map mp_toysoldiersbeta3
map mp_tr_blackout
map mp_tra_elmechili
map mp_tra_houseparty
map mp_train
map mp_trainingcamp
map mp_trainstation
map mp_treasure
map mp_treefort
map mp_turnpike
map mp_twin2
map mp_twolevels
map mp_u7_trinsic
map mp_u9subharbor_beta
map mp_uday_v1
map mp_uhs_wasteland
map mp_uhs_wasteland1
map mp_undead_island
map mp_under_yuko
map mp_uphill
map mp_uprise
map mp_urban
map mp_urban2
map mp_usabh_serenity
map mp_usl_drive-in
map mp_usl_minknight4
map mp_usl_quadx
map mp_usl_summer_retreat
map mp_usl_sws_d
map mp_usl_texas_oilfield
map mp_usl_tws
map mp_uslquadx
map mp_usmall
map mp_ust_lk
map mp_ust_parking_garage
map mp_ust_pow
map mp_v2
map mp_v2_b1
map mp_vac_2
map mp_vac_2_snow
map mp_vantage_point
map mp_velka_zdamice
map mp_verla4
map mp_vertical
map mp_vgnyc
map mp_villa
map mp_villa2
map mp_villa_harbor
map mp_village
map mp_village_night
map mp_village_s
map mp_vladozkov
map mp_vok
map mp_voq
map mp_vovel
map mp_vukovar
map mp_vukovar_n
map mp_waldcamp
map mp_wallendar_4
map mp_warehouse_13
map mp_warehouse_ext
map mp_was_bluesville
map mp_was_greenacres
map mp_was_overthrow
map mp_wasted
map mp_wastedtownb
map mp_waterfall
map mp_waw_burgundy
map mp_waw_castle
map mp_waw_farmhouse
map mp_waw_matmata
map mp_waw_toujane_night
map mp_welshvalley4
map mp_welshvalley4_night
map mp_wg
map mp_wg_beta
map mp_wg_night
map mp_whatif
map mp_windmills
map mp_winter_bakaara
map mp_winters_brecourt
map mp_wizard
map mp_wolfsquare
map mp_woodland_beta3
map mp_woodland_final
map mp_woodrr
map mp_wst_camp
map mp_wst_checkpoint_v1
map mp_wst_depot
map mp_wst_hadrianswall
map mp_wst_insel
map mp_wst_silbersee
map mp_wst_umspannwerk
map mp_wst_wald
map mp_xi_blackout_day
map mp_xi_hellhole
map mp_xi_islandv2
map mp_xi_jordan
map mp_xi_jordan4
map mp_xi_lobbyb1
map mp_xi_modcomplex
map mp_xi_savagetown
map mp_xi_xtremeinn
map mp_ximanv3
map mp_xtr_arena
map mp_xtr_volcano
map mp_yard
map mp_yard_n
map mp_yarddock
map mp_yuko
map mp_yukovar
map mp_zaseda
map mp_zavod
map mp_ze_cargo_day
map mp_ze_cargo_night
map mp_ze_spray
map mp_ze_streetrage_beta
map mp_zom_anticamper
map mp_zom_asylum
map mp_zom_box_fun
map mp_zom_streets_final
map mp_zomarena_final
map mp_zombie_barracks
map mp_zombie_bunker
map mp_zombie_pit
map mp_zombieprison_v2

Nope, I'm pretty sure that's his nutsack

I was just curious as to why if you can cook a nade and get shot, it kills you but if your getting ready to throw an emp and get shot, it wont thaw you, why not?

Happy birthday Yaccmeister. Hope you had a great day!
 

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