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My hero.......

 

 

 
Where would the world be without Droopy?

I simply cannot believe you intentionally exposed me to this. Thank you very much. Do you know that you just destroyed the efforts of dozens of psychiatrists and a half-century of treatment? How could you?
 
I am slowly keyboarding this message while huddled in a corner of my bedroom in a near-fetal position, awash in my own bodily fluids and filth, unable even to unlock the door to allow my poor wife in with my drugs. I fear I shall never again leave this room, else I be exposed to TV screens, the sight of which cause my bowels to move involuntarily, nor go outside where I might chance upon one of the objects of the severe mental distress which has plagued me since my parents exposed me to 1950s cartoon violence.
 
Oh, the abject horror of Elmer Fudd, bent on unloading both barrels into that poor, little bunny rabbit or Daffy Duck screaming "Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!" as he tried to escape that murderous fiend. If it wasn't Foghorn Leghorn trying to wring the neck of defenseless little chickens, it was Sylvester eating an imprisoned Tweety Bird alive, ALIVE, for God's sake. Or Yosemite Sam firing his six-shooters indiscrimately at anything that walked by. And then, and then, there was the worst: the abject violence of Brutus and Popeye doing things to each other than no human should endure.
 
You don't know what it did to me, what I've been through. But then, how could you? How could anyone understand the years and years of tormented nightmares which led me to terrible things like hanging my sister's Barbie from the Lilac tree or putting her Little Miss Muffy doll in the coal furnace; or making up terrible rhymes about pure and innocent Dick and Jane - even Christmas was not spared. Dare I repeat it: "Jingle Bells, shotgun shells, rabbit got away." (Please forgive me.) Yes, it was those terrible, violent cartoons that led me to evil, to the dark side, to creating clay rockets with little clay people in them that I would hurl against the wall so as to warp and twist the little clay bodies; to loading my slingshot with sand to wreak havoc on innocent hornets; to frying those poor little ants on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass, to shooting toy soldiers with my BB gun and then and then, at long last, to the greatest horror of them all: joining XI that I might virtually kill by the hundreds, nay, by the thousands, even my friends and fellow clansmen and any others that dared cross my path.
 
It took many years, but I finally buried these terrible memories and lock them away in some dark recess of my mind.
Until today. Until today.
 
I don't know that I can go on. I, I.........

this is one of the best from people who made the best for years...Saturday mornings for alot of us would have sucked without em!!!!!!
 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5REE8PG4UA&feature=related

with enuff time to organise can do somthing like this : £100 per person for a week-end with many activities center parcs with 8 sharing 4 bedroom lodge. got watersports waterpark outdoor like quadbike and havin a cheap pissup by bringing own booze of course, got golf course too
centerparc in wiltshire near bristol for cheap flights or 1 in cumbria. got em on continent too if we wana go there
I'm with u Markoff, i wana do this and its not that difficult witha years planning and not that expensive.

You forgot about spilling onto the street, throwing up in the gutter and having a fight at the end of the night Olive.

It sounds good Sob i always try to respect local traditions when i'm traveling

HI ALL after looking at all the vidoes of our us friends on there xi fest we need to try and get something up and running for next summer here in the uk so hopefully theres some uk and european idiots out there that can help try and get this set up with me ie.date, venue etc.......let me know if your intersted IN GOING

YOU @$%^^$&^$@@!$#^$^@##$@#%%##@#%#$^^$ fuckers. .I thought it was a hacker at first. .I had a score of 44 and 4 when this happen. .Until I saw over 10 messages on screen from the FUCKER console (BOB). .
 
P.S..I smell a TEMP ban for this console FUCKER.. ..
 
P.P.S..On the other hand it was funny when I found out what was happening..Bunch of drunk "!$%?%&&%$%%/.. ..
 
Well done..FUCKERS..
 
BOB..Im looking for you...

I wanted to say thanks to everyone who made it to the Fest. I hope you all had as much of a great time as I did. All the activates were a blast, Just hanging with the Idiots at the bar having some beers was awesome. It was great seeing the people from last year and great to meet Cobrabites, Queen Cobra, Lazlo, Midgetnatorjr, Wardragon, Pinglo Arrienn and Kemble this time around. I hope you all come next year.
 
Saturday night just about killed me, I thought I was gonna give myself a hernia from laughing so hard and so much. From the Bob Barker and Arrienn's wrestling match to Johnny Dos dropping his pants running down the hallway. Oh and then the Kemble snot episode at the Chinese restaurant after he took a shot of sake and Overkills comment about the fly swinging on the snot and yelling like tarzan. My abs are gonna need at least a week of no laughing to recover from this Fest.
 
 
There will be a Fest next year so start saving your money. Location and Date will be determined at a later date.

 
Rugger teaching a Gorilla how to use his phone.

The silence is deafening from you Yanks, this lad just won his 16th Olympic Gold medal yesterday (20 medals in all) he must go down in history as the greatest Olympian of all time, does nobody care over there?

I think Cameron Clegg and Osborne, would absolutely trounce Obama, your country is in recovery ours is till going downhill.

Well here is just a few sample pictures of the XI Fest and Gorilla assuming the position.

I find this so sad. She truly earned this medal... American Lindsey Vonn has had to forfeit her Gold Medal on Friday, JUNE 15, 2012.

 
The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama.

 
Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

it's gonna be on screen for at last 4 years....

Welcome to the family

I really wouldn't expect the Brits to be too biased, that is usually the opposite of the British mentality, we usually like to put ourselves down rather then praise ourselves, if it was crap i would have said so, i really was not expecting something so good, there was no way i would have stayed up until 1AM in the morning after 4 hours if it wasn't good just because it was British, Exe just say if you are jealous m8 just because we beat you to the bid, it's ok we understand.

I thought it was impressive,
like you I live in the north (Wigan), and I totally understood the theme, the chimneys and forging scenes and the Brunel references could have been written for my part of the UK.

you dont had a choice in Beijing.. be in sync or die.

SOB I posted about this and our TV stations explained exactly what was going on.The Olympic opening ceremonies were the best I've ever seen.They went along nice and smooth with no hitches.

Calories:
 
 
 
 
 
 
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
 
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?