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Womans poem vs Mans poem


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A WOMAN'S POEM:

 

Before I lay me down to sleep, 

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

 

One who's handsome, smart and strong. 

One who loves to listen long,

 

One who thinks before he speaks, 

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

 

I pray he's rich and self-employed, 

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

 

Pull out my chair and hold my hand. 

Massage my feet and help me stand.

 

Oh send a king to make me queen. 

A man who loves to cook and clean.

 

I pray this man will love no other. 

And relish visits with my mother. 

 

 

 

 

A MAN'S POEM: 

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with 

big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, 

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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What an ending.LOL

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OMFG now thats funny

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ROFL nice one

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love it

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so  true

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