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Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?  
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." 
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" 
"Oh, I don't know," said Obama.  "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. 
"OK," she said.  "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." 
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" 

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Good one Rogue. lmao



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lol...brilliant!



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Amen...SmileSmile

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Posted

So TRUE!

 



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Posted

LONG LIVE OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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