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Posted

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

 

:) means a smile and

 

:( is a frown..

 

Sometimes these are represented by

 

:-)

 

:-(

 

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

 

 

(_!_) a regular ass

 

 

(__!__) a fat ass

 

 

(!) a tight ass

 

 

(_*_) an ass hole

 

 

{_!_} a swishy ass

 

 

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

 

 

(_X_) leave my ass alone

 

 

(_zzz_) a tired ass

 

 

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

 

 

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

 

 

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

You have just been e-mooned!

 



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I think you have too much time on your hands -

(_  _)  an ass that's open for business

(_+_)  an ass that is conducting business



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My ass is usually dragging - because I am a (_zzz_)

 

 



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Posted

You need to write a symbol dicktionairy so us old people know what the fuck is what. Damn Johnny you are even older than me. I had to ask somebody what the hell that shit meant. You must be keeping up with the younger crowd.

That is some funny shit, thanks for e-mooning us.


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