DEEJAYKEG Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted November 19, 2011 Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' --------------------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife: 'Yes or No.' ____________________________________ Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why dear?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you.' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' -------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' -------------------------------------------------------- Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' ________________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my fatherhadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, no matter WHO leftyou a fortune!' ---------------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend:One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' ------------------------------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or mysexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense ofhumour!' Husbands are husbands A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jennyon it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week and Jenny was thename of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on thehead with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!' Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17628 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42738 Achievement Points: 152587 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 693 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 19, 2011 thanks DEEJAY that was good Awards
JohnnyDos Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 19, 2011 Those were great DeeJay.Thanks
pancakes Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 2395 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 800 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 217 Achievement Points: 5471 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10, 2024 Birthday: 07/22/1994 Posted November 19, 2011 lol i like the last 1 Awards
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