owens Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1920 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2018 Posted November 25, 2011 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
BigPapaDean Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1219 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 6589 Content Per Day: 1.14 Reputation: 4446 Achievement Points: 63914 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 10 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 LMAO! Awards
rayray064 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2958 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 58 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2012 Birthday: 11/06/1993 Posted November 25, 2011 WOW OWENS, thats funny XD
tsw 8.5 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 145 Topic Count: 546 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17821 Content Per Day: 3.05 Reputation: 43017 Achievement Points: 154054 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 698 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 now that was a good one Awards
TBB Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 305 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23294 Content Per Day: 4.00 Reputation: 24427 Achievement Points: 164430 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 471 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 53 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 lmao Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 72 Topic Count: 1168 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8671 Content Per Day: 1.59 Reputation: 7654 Achievement Points: 77560 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:14 AM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Posted November 25, 2011 LFMAO. Too funny. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 130 Topic Count: 388 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15090 Content Per Day: 2.54 Reputation: 8130 Achievement Points: 92708 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 61 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted November 25, 2011 Hahaha nice Awards
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