owens Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1920 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2011 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPapaDean Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1204 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6538 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4424 Achievement Points: 63540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:45 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rayray064 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2958 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 58 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2012 Birthday: 11/06/1993 Share Posted November 25, 2011 WOW OWENS, thats funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 518 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17141 Content Per Day: 3.24 Reputation: 42159 Achievement Points: 149027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 now that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18312 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20377 Achievement Points: 134172 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8458 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7346 Achievement Points: 75184 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 LFMAO. Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14894 Content Per Day: 2.76 Reputation: 7836 Achievement Points: 91143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 56 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted November 25, 2011 Hahaha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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