owens Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1920 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2018 Posted November 25, 2011 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
BigPapaDean Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.16 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 LMAO! Awards
rayray064 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2958 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 58 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2012 Birthday: 11/06/1993 Posted November 25, 2011 WOW OWENS, thats funny XD
tsw 8.5 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 540 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17651 Content Per Day: 3.09 Reputation: 42772 Achievement Points: 152753 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 693 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 now that was a good one Awards
TBB Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21651 Content Per Day: 3.81 Reputation: 23204 Achievement Points: 154693 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 424 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 lmao Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1145 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8611 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 7585 Achievement Points: 76943 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 LFMAO. Too funny. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 130 Topic Count: 388 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15032 Content Per Day: 2.59 Reputation: 8067 Achievement Points: 92280 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 50 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted November 25, 2011 Hahaha nice Awards
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