owens Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1920 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2018 Posted November 25, 2011 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
BigPapaDean Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 LMAO! Awards
rayray064 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2958 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 58 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/03/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2012 Birthday: 11/06/1993 Posted November 25, 2011 WOW OWENS, thats funny XD
tsw 8.5 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17541 Content Per Day: 3.13 Reputation: 42644 Achievement Points: 151918 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 now that was a good one Awards
TBB Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22440 Achievement Points: 147235 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 lmao Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1125 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8580 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 36 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2011 LFMAO. Too funny. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted November 25, 2011 Hahaha nice Awards
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