Kansas88 Posted December 13, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24, 2024 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Posted December 13, 2011 OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. She even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open..' Awards
JohnnyDos Posted December 13, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted December 13, 2011 That's funny.
SlowFry Posted December 13, 2011 Member ID: 97 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 328 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 54 Achievement Points: 2065 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 11, 2019 Birthday: 01/01/1917 Posted December 13, 2011 yup Awards
Blackbart Posted December 14, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted December 14, 2011 LMAO... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted December 14, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.59 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted December 14, 2011 Good one guy... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted December 14, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 14, 2011 Damn, Kansas did you voyeur me? That's exactly what happened to me! Get old is hell! Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted December 14, 2011 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Posted December 14, 2011 Now that was the funniest one I have read in a long time. good post. Awards
Syckle Posted December 16, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 432 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 326 Achievement Points: 5584 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Posted December 16, 2011 good! Awards
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