BUDMAN Posted September 12, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7120 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4658 Achievement Points: 60719 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 34 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted September 12, 2012 Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Many lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Many blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. hxtr and JohnnyDos 2 Awards
BeerGoat Posted September 12, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1254 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 297 Achievement Points: 8424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 01:39 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted September 12, 2012 Its true! JohnnyDos 1 Awards
TBB Posted September 12, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23074 Achievement Points: 153270 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted September 12, 2012 lol - good one - thanks Awards
hxtr Posted September 14, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.92 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 14, 2012 hahhahhahaaha hey I use to be a blond...... I resent blond jokes. Racists!!!!!!!!!!! As for layers.. hahahaha fuck that race.
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