WeednFeed Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 43 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2682 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 4304 Achievement Points: 27174 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 49 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 13 Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Posted November 20, 2012 AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. FOR THOSE EX MEMBERS WHO'S NAME WE SHALL NEVER SPEAK AGAIN! 9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. weed EDD THE DUCK, BUDMAN, NITRO and 1 other 4 Awards
Hunter1948 Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.50 Reputation: 4223 Achievement Points: 55995 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted November 20, 2012 Good ones. LOL Awards
BeerGoat Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1256 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 297 Achievement Points: 8437 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 06:22 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted November 20, 2012 Ill print that out and put on fridge. Im an idiot after all. Awards
WeednFeed Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 43 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2682 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 4304 Achievement Points: 27174 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 49 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 13 Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Author Posted November 20, 2012 Glad you liked this. Awards
djMot Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 99 Topic Count: 358 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5265 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 11155 Achievement Points: 49008 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 42 minutes ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted November 20, 2012 LOL Some shit there everyone should take to heart. *Leaves to check BP Awards
TBB Posted November 21, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 315 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 24380 Content Per Day: 4.06 Reputation: 25618 Achievement Points: 171284 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 538 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 7 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 21, 2012 Great stuff Awards
LtLaszlo Posted November 21, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 191 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9266 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 24579 Achievement Points: 96520 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 324 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:05 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted November 21, 2012 OMG!! Are those funny! I had to wipe tears after the 6th one! Laxatives!! Hahaha! Awards
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