WolfTiS Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted November 30, 2012 Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A JohnnyDos, Blackbart, little_old_man and 1 other 4 Awards
ViPRZ Posted December 1, 2012 Member ID: 2978 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1657 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 1107 Achievement Points: 26123 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 09/23/1970 Device: Windows Posted December 1, 2012 lol..nice Awards
Merlin007 Posted December 1, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8582 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76566 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted December 1, 2012 That's clever. Good one. Awards
Truth Posted December 1, 2012 Member ID: 4018 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 8 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 58 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 20, 2013 Posted December 1, 2012 If you've seen some of the women that I have.... its not always that high off the ground.
KaptCrunch Posted December 4, 2012 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 315 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4875 Content Per Day: 0.85 Reputation: 4056 Achievement Points: 39446 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 51 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 1 minute ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted December 4, 2012 Awards
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