MTNMAN52 Posted June 1, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 343 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted June 1, 2013 Reasons for Sensitivity Training for Men: * I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning toreligion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I convertedto Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! * The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 35, andher name's Carol !! * The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. * A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do youknow?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!" * I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, butmust come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back asa cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." * The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway. TBB, Blackbart, Damage_inc- and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Qball1 Posted June 1, 2013 Member ID: 3552 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 177 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 135 Achievement Points: 1507 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/16/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 03:34 PM Birthday: 05/03/1982 Device: Windows Share Posted June 1, 2013 roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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