Men Need Sensitivity Training

[MTNMAN52]

Reasons for Sensitivity Training for Men:     

 

* I was devastated to find out my wife  was having an affair but, by turning to
religion, I was soon able to come to  terms with the whole thing.  I converted
to Islam, and we're stoning her in  the morning!  

 

* The wife suggested I get myself one  of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 35, and
her name's Carol !!
 

* The cost of living has now gotten so  bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford  batteries.  

* A man calls 911 and says "I think my  wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you
know?" The man says "The sex  is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"   

  * I was explaining to my wife last  night that when you die you get reincarnated, but
must come back as a  different creature. She said she would like to come back as
a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."    

* The Red Cross just knocked on my  door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I  said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the 
driveway.

 

[Qball1]

roflmao

[BUDMAN]

Nice ............  

[TBB]

LOL - good ones