Beer-drinking

[DEEJAYKEG]

Woman:

Do you drink beer?

 

Man:

Yes

 

Woman:

How many beers a day?

 

Man:

Usually about 3

 

Woman:

How much do you pay per beer?

 

Man:

$5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

 

Woman:

And how long have you been drinking?

 

Man:

About 20 years, I suppose

 

Woman:

 

So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending

each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400

…correct?

 

Man:

Correct

 

Woman:

If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past

20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

 

Man:

Correct

 

Woman:

 

Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could

have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting

for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a

Ferrari?

 

Man:

Do you drink beer?

 

Woman:

No

 

Man:

Where’s your Ferrari?

[BUDMAN]

lmao very nice

[TBB]

lol - good one