JohnnyDos Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Excellent math lesson ......Found on the Refrigerator One Morning : My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are 57 years old also. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman, who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. TBB, Leadfinger, YellowSnow and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djMot Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2013 Sorry, I just couldn't do that math. Got lost between the real and imaginary numbers. BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MTNMAN52 Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 342 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2013 I hate math......lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18168 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20202 Achievement Points: 133147 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 3, 2013 lmao - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Xalandra Posted October 8, 2013 Member ID: 458 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 825 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 346 Achievement Points: 7976 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 21 Birthday: 04/20/1989 Device: Windows Share Posted October 8, 2013 OMG Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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