JohnnyDos Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted October 3, 2013 Excellent math lesson ......Found on the Refrigerator One Morning : My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are 57 years old also. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman, who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. BigPapaDean, TBB, eidolonFIRE and 9 others 12
djMot Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5257 Content Per Day: 1.07 Reputation: 11146 Achievement Points: 48948 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 04:38 PM Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted October 3, 2013 Sorry, I just couldn't do that math. Got lost between the real and imaginary numbers. BigPapaDean 1 Awards
MTNMAN52 Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: iPhone Posted October 3, 2013 I hate math......lol Awards
TBB Posted October 3, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21369 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23031 Achievement Points: 153088 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 416 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 3, 2013 lmao - thanks Awards
Xalandra Posted October 8, 2013 Member ID: 458 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 825 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 346 Achievement Points: 7976 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 04/20/1989 Device: Windows Posted October 8, 2013 OMG Good one! Awards
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