JohnnyDos Posted December 10, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2013 A drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walks out of a bar with a key in his hand.... he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the Newfie replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the Newfie replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch - and without missing a beat - blurts out..... "Holy shit! Me girlfriend's gone, too!! little_old_man, Blackbart, THOR435 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted December 10, 2013 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted December 10, 2013 I wonder if he left her parked somewhere also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mazdarati Posted December 10, 2013 Member ID: 173 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 94 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1392 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 769 Achievement Points: 9957 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 12 Birthday: 02/08/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted December 10, 2013 LMAO Nice Johnny ! THOR435 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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Devildog4355 Posted December 10, 2013 Member ID: 15237 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 958 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 580 Achievement Points: 6679 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 06/30/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2021 Birthday: 05/04/1992 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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