DEEJAYKEG Posted February 17, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted February 17, 2014 Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and madethem all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words ontheir first impressions of marital sex.The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The cardsaid nothing but: "Nescafe".Puzzled at first, Mum went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. Itsaid: "Great from beginning to end". Mum blushed, but was pleased forher daughter.The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding,and the card read: "Rothmans".Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes to read from thepack: "Super strong King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed butstill happy for her daughter..The third girl departed for her honeymoon in New Zealand .. Mum waited fora week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. A month passed;still nothing.. A card finally arrived from Auckland on which was writtenwith shaky hand, "Air New Zealand "..Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearingthe worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.*'Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions.'*MUM FAINTED!!! BUDMAN and Gatorgirl 2 Awards
TBB Posted February 17, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21370 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23035 Achievement Points: 153097 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 416 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 17, 2014 lol - good one Awards
BUDMAN Posted February 17, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7118 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4658 Achievement Points: 60700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 37 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted February 17, 2014 Nice !!!! Awards
MrBubbles Posted February 17, 2014 Member ID: 349 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 821 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 541 Achievement Points: 5195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 5, 2017 Birthday: 01/27/1971 Posted February 17, 2014 Cute!
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