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Nothing like a Ford Truck.

New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...

Bought a new 2014 Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure-- it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven",I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles",I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, "Ass Hole!"
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

Damn...I love this truck.



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Boom! Love president jokes :P



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lol how true but sad at same time



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LOL  Hitler also used  "Hope and change"  as his slogan



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Posted

HW Bush: "New World Order"

Hitler: "New World Order"

 

In fact neither invented the phrase but melded it to their own purposes. Even so the phrase is not important. The meaning behind it is.


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