JohnnyDos Posted March 11, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted March 11, 2014 Quickie in the BushesThere are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.After fifteen minutes, the two return, out ofbreath and laughing.The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteenminutes left, would you care to do it again?'He asks her 'Shall we?'She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let'schange positions. This time, I 'll hold thepigeon down and you shit on its head.'AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? Wild Fire, DEEJAYKEG, ldoz and 7 others 10
Noears711XI Posted March 11, 2014 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Posted March 11, 2014 LMAO now that is funny Awards
codpiece Posted March 11, 2014 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted March 11, 2014 LMFAO! Awards
little_old_man Posted March 11, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted March 11, 2014 LMAO that's a keeper. Awards
TBB Posted March 11, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20486 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22513 Achievement Points: 147943 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 394 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 11, 2014 lol - good one Awards
MFluffy Posted March 12, 2014 Member ID: 20055 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 168 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 27, 2020 Birthday: 07/12/1989 Posted March 12, 2014 Not exactly the way I expected it to end:D Nice one
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