hxtr Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 30, 2014 I received a letter from the IRS stating they want to audit my taxes. I called and explained I don't any of the records because my hard drive crashed. They aren't buying it. Nor did I. Noears711XI, WolfTiS, little_old_man and 5 others 8
Noears711XI Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Posted July 30, 2014 I guess they wanted to know about all those dependents you was claiming Rosie Palmer and her ten sisters hxtr, BUDMAN and Damage_inc- 3 Awards
little_old_man Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted July 30, 2014 If they don't buy that excuse and start asking you questions about past tax records, just plead the 5th. Funny how the rules that apply to most of us don't apply to them. Damage_inc-, BUDMAN and hxtr 3 Awards
Labob Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.46 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2014 Hey if there going to screw you make sure they buy you dinner first ! hxtr and TBB 2 Awards
hxtr Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 30, 2014 I guess they wanted to know about all those dependents you was claiming Rosie Palmer and her ten sisters I thought that was allowed. I even got SS numbers for them. If they don't buy that excuse and start asking you questions about past tax records, just plead the 5th. Funny how the rules that apply to most of us don't apply to them. I will tell them... "I didn't do it!" then plead the 5th. lol Hey if there going to screw you make sure they buy you dinner first ! hahaha maybe dinner in jail. Noears711XI 1
TBB Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20435 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22495 Achievement Points: 147659 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 392 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2014 I received a letter from the IRS stating they want to audit my taxes. I called and explained I don't any of the records because my hard drive crashed. They aren't buying it. Nor did I. Since you can't read JuJu read it to you and made it up! hxtr 1 Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.62 Reputation: 8043 Achievement Points: 92206 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Posted July 30, 2014 Hxtr, I hear Orange is the new Black.... Good luck in Jail, you will make someone a good wife..lol Noears711XI, Damage_inc-, hxtr and 2 others 5 Awards
Sammy Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2014 Donf forget, you are going to need an answer when they ask why you didnt try to recover all your important records before discarding the drive. hxtr 1 Awards
Sammy Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2014 Hxtr, I hear Orange is the new Black.... Good luck in Jail, you will make someone a good wife..lol Not anymore. Some places are going back to the black&white stripes seen in 30's movies and keystone cops. hxtr 1 Awards
Twinkie 13 Posted July 30, 2014 Member ID: 3003 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 437 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 3716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/21/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 03/17/1979 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2014 Just send them a letter stating that you have seceded from the United States and created a sovereign country called the Supreme City State of his Royal Majesty Sir Hxtr the first and thus are not required to submit to the tyranny of the IRS or any affiliated entity therein. Empirically yours, Lord Twinkie of the United People's Republic of Creaminess hxtr, Noears711XI, 1lost1 and 2 others 5 Awards
hxtr Posted July 31, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 31, 2014 Since you can't read JuJu read it to you and made it up! Dose anyone know what TBB was trying to say... Google Translator doesn't have a translation for AssHole. Romanian is the closest I can find. Hxtr, I hear Orange is the new Black.... Good luck in Jail, you will make someone a good wife..lol Hast to be better than being your bitch over the years. Was not easy being a post whore at times. Donf forget, you are going to need an answer when they ask why you didnt try to recover all your important records before discarding the drive. I am ready for that one. I am going to tell them I destroyed my hard drive before I lost the data. They will understand... I hope. Just send them a letter stating that you have seceded from the United States and created a sovereign country called the Supreme City State of his Royal Majesty Sir Hxtr the first and thus are not required to submit to the tyranny of the IRS or any affiliated entity therein. Empirically yours, Lord Twinkie of the United People's Republic of Creaminess Think you might be on to something. You know how they have them DNA tests? I will get one done to prove the Native Indian in my blood, then demand my land. Then I can be Chief hxtr. My flag will be raised every morning... when I get my morning wood. Not sure I will bring the flag down at night though, just up in the morning. My state bird will be the Fairy. Noears711XI and Twinkie 13 2
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