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I received a letter from the IRS stating they want to audit my taxes. I called and explained I don't any of the records because my hard drive crashed. They aren't buying it. 

 

Nor did I.



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I guess they wanted to know about all those dependents you was claiming Rosie Palmer and her ten sisters



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If they don't buy that excuse and start asking you questions about past tax records, just plead the 5th.

 

Funny how the rules that apply to most of us don't apply to them.



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Hey if there going to screw you make sure they buy you dinner first !



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I guess they wanted to know about all those dependents you was claiming Rosie Palmer and her ten sisters

I thought that was allowed. I even got SS numbers for them. 

 

If they don't buy that excuse and start asking you questions about past tax records, just plead the 5th.

 

Funny how the rules that apply to most of us don't apply to them.

I will tell them... "I didn't do it!" then plead the 5th. lol

 

Hey if there going to screw you make sure they buy you dinner first !

hahaha maybe dinner in jail.



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I received a letter from the IRS stating they want to audit my taxes. I called and explained I don't any of the records because my hard drive crashed. They aren't buying it. 

 

Nor did I.

 

 

Since you can't read JuJu read it to you and made it up!



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Hxtr, I hear Orange is the new Black.... Good luck in Jail, you will make someone a good wife..lol



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Donf forget, you are going to need an answer when they ask why you didnt try to recover all your important records before discarding the drive. :whistle:



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Hxtr, I hear Orange is the new Black.... Good luck in Jail, you will make someone a good wife..lol

Not anymore. Some places are going back to the black&white stripes seen in 30's movies and keystone cops.



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Just send them a letter stating that you have seceded from the United States and created a sovereign country called the Supreme City State of his Royal Majesty Sir Hxtr the first and thus are not required to submit to the tyranny of the IRS or any affiliated entity therein.

 

Empirically yours,

 

Lord Twinkie of the United People's Republic of Creaminess



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Since you can't read JuJu read it to you and made it up!

Dose anyone know what TBB was trying to say... Google Translator doesn't have a translation for AssHole. Romanian is the closest I can find. 

 

Hxtr, I hear Orange is the new Black.... Good luck in Jail, you will make someone a good wife..lol

Hast to be better than being your bitch over the years. Was not easy being a post whore at times. 

 

Donf forget, you are going to need an answer when they ask why you didnt try to recover all your important records before discarding the drive. :whistle:

I am ready for that one. I am going to tell them I destroyed my hard drive before I lost the data. They will understand... I hope. 

 

Just send them a letter stating that you have seceded from the United States and created a sovereign country called the Supreme City State of his Royal Majesty Sir Hxtr the first and thus are not required to submit to the tyranny of the IRS or any affiliated entity therein.

 

Empirically yours,

 

Lord Twinkie of the United People's Republic of Creaminess

Think you might be on to something. 

 

You know how they have them DNA tests? I will get one done to prove the Native Indian in my blood, then demand my land. Then I can be Chief hxtr.

 

My flag will be raised every morning... when I get my morning wood. Not sure I will bring the flag down at night though, just up in the morning. 

 

My state bird will be the Fairy.


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