JohnnyDos Posted August 24, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) Russian arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me into this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free money to spend and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada ." The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful Canada !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not Canadian." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?" She says, "No, I am from Africa ". Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work." Edited August 24, 2014 by JohnnyDos little_old_man, TBB and Joe Canadian 3
Sonovabich Posted August 24, 2014 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Device: Windows Posted August 24, 2014 Johnny you wrote in Black, can't see it? Mule 1
JohnnyDos Posted August 24, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted August 24, 2014 (edited) Johnny you wrote in Black Take another look Edited August 24, 2014 by JohnnyDos
SlideRulz Posted August 24, 2014 Member ID: 21116 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 177 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 162 Achievement Points: 1349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/29/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 16, 2016 Posted August 24, 2014 I might have to move there, lolol
KingStinger! Posted August 24, 2014 Member ID: 2465 Group: +++ Minecraft Head Admin Followers: 30 Topic Count: 170 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1818 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1937 Achievement Points: 14560 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 04/17/1972 Device: Windows Posted August 24, 2014 that about sums it up accurately... TBB 1 Awards
little_old_man Posted August 24, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted August 24, 2014 Canada sounds a lot like California. Awards
TBB Posted August 24, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20435 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22495 Achievement Points: 147659 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 392 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 24, 2014 Like most of the Western world Awards
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