Merlin007 Posted August 9, 2015 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1130 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8588 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7565 Achievement Points: 76639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 16 Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Posted August 9, 2015 A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!" Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed???" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said.... "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" hxtr, ldoz, BigPapaDean and 6 others 9 Awards
Sammy Posted August 9, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2015 Yea but how did he unzip his trousers? TBB 1 Awards
TBB Posted August 9, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20672 Content Per Day: 3.68 Reputation: 22629 Achievement Points: 149039 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 400 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 1 minute ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2015 Yea but how did he unzip his trousers? And you need to know that why???? BigPapaDean 1 Awards
Hunter1948 Posted August 9, 2015 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted August 9, 2015 Good one! Awards
Sammy Posted August 9, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2015 And you need to know that why???? In case there comes a time when my hands are full and need to go. TBB 1 Awards
Bosun Posted August 10, 2015 Member ID: 1445 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 737 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 1387 Achievement Points: 5675 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1963 Device: Windows Posted August 10, 2015 Yea but how did he unzip his trousers? He was wearing a kilt.... TBB 1 Awards
hxtr Posted August 10, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.95 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 10, 2015 Yea but how did he unzip his trousers? Clearly he had help. He is in a wheelchair. How did he get there?
TBB Posted August 10, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20672 Content Per Day: 3.68 Reputation: 22629 Achievement Points: 149039 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 400 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 1 minute ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 10, 2015 Clearly he had help. He is in a wheelchair. How did he get there? You sleep with him - you should know!!! hxtr 1 Awards
hxtr Posted August 10, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.95 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 10, 2015 You sleep with him - you should know!!!Why do you have to tell everybody my secrets? TBB 1
Merlin007 Posted August 10, 2015 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1130 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8588 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7565 Achievement Points: 76639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 16 Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Author Posted August 10, 2015 Clearly he had help. He is in a wheelchair. How did he get there? It's motor operated. He used his joy stick. [emoji38] TBB and hxtr 2 Awards
hxtr Posted August 10, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.95 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted August 10, 2015 It's motor operated. He used his joy stick. [emoji38] hahaha... and it dubs as a pogo stick. TBB 1
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