JohnnyDos Posted October 3, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted October 3, 2015 Jack goes to his friend Mike and whispers, "I'm having an affair with the Preacher's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after service for me?"The friend doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the Preacher, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.Finally the Preacher gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Preacher..."My friend is having an affair with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The Preacher smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says,"You better hurry home. My wife died a year ago." Unchileno, Blackbart, L!ckALotAPus and 6 others 9
Merlin007 Posted October 3, 2015 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1140 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8606 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7575 Achievement Points: 76856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted October 3, 2015 Good 1 johnny. Awards
WarDragonXI Posted October 5, 2015 Member ID: 257 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 1673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/02/1950 Posted October 5, 2015 lol Awards
Sammy Posted October 5, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted October 5, 2015 Now that's funny. And that 'friend' is going to Hell. Twice. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 6, 2015 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.59 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 6, 2015 Lol Awards
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