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Religion is like a Penis?


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So true

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Yeah, that's going to be as popular as a turd in a punch bowl.

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Yeah, that's going to be as popular as a turd in a punch bowl.

 

Guess you've never been to one of @@hxtr parties!

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Now thats funny. Also, dont use it too often or it will get limp. And be careful trying to convert others.

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Things that make you go hmmmmm.........

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thats fkn funny

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Yeah, that's going to be as popular as a turd in a punch bowl.

Don't knock it till you tried it LOM. :)

 

The thing about religion is this. The United States of America was designed buy men of faith.

 

If you look at Europe and its godless ways and you look at our country moving away from god as fast at it can. Seeing the results of both make me feel great I believe in God.

 

We are all fucked.... just look around. I am zero worries. Let it happen.

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You forgot to add an "Amen" to that Hx... :)

 

Wait.. I got your back. " Can I get an AMEN for my brother"

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Not to digress into seriousness... but of course you could move the opposite way, towards god, and become Iran. Except of course, wrong god.

 

In any case, if you pray in such religion who exactly is god of penises? Is there a commandment about thou not worshiping any other penis? And who is the anti-penis? A vagina? That wouldnt make sense. Too many vagina worshipers.

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Not to digress into seriousness... but of course you could move the opposite way, towards god, and become Iran. Except of course, wrong god.

 

In any case, if you pray in such religion who exactly is god of penises? Is there a commandment about thou not worshiping any other penis? And who is the anti-penis? A vagina? That wouldnt make sense. Too many vagina worshipers.

Who doesn't want to worship the Vaheena... Lol Edited by PimpedOutPete
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"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary, the vagina, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom she may devour."

 

1 Peter 5:8

 

"The penis seeks comrades and claims love. The vagina seeks slaves and claims obedience."

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