hound-dog97 Posted January 13, 2016 Member ID: 23452 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 22 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2016 The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" Hemps, JohnnyDos and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted January 13, 2016 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.06 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2016 Ah yes, little Johnny. Ya know one of alltime greats for that is... on live TV... Johnny Carson was interviewing I think Zsa-Zsa. She brought her own little feline on her lap. She asked Johnny whether or not he would like to pet her pussy. Yes using that word. To which Johnny, straight faced, says 'yes but only if you get rid of that damn cat.' hound-dog97, JohnnyDos, TBB and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted January 15, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3585 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 23 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted January 15, 2016 It wasn't Zsa-Zsa. It was Rachel Welch. Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted January 15, 2016 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.36 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted January 15, 2016 (edited) Edited January 15, 2016 by Damage_inc- Mule 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EvilerCrazyman Posted February 4, 2016 Member ID: 22317 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 25 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 5 Achievement Points: 195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/09/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 28, 2016 Birthday: 10/18/1996 Share Posted February 4, 2016 sara fel off the swings cuz she had no arms, knock knock, whos there, not sara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted February 5, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Johnny Carson will always be the best late night talk-show host. Didn't care for his sidekick too much, though. At least he's not as bad as Jimmy Fallon's sidekick, lol. Just sayin'. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NGCrewDawg Posted February 5, 2016 Member ID: 21068 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 20 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 86 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 67 Achievement Points: 679 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/01/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 22 Birthday: 12/25/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted February 5, 2016 Carson is a legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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