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At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says, "I need a favor.   I'm sleeping with the

 

Rabbi's wife.  Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services tonight

Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris'  lifelong friend, he reluctantly agrees.  After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.  After some time the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks,  "Irving what are you really up to?"   Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."   The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home, Irving.  My wife died two years ago!!"

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Well, who in the hell is Morris sleeping with?



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1 hour ago, codpiece said:

Well, who in the hell is Morris sleeping with?

codpiece you sir are a true idiot... read it slower you might get it ..



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Wasn't that one of the lyrics from Dr. Hook; i.e., "Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones?"

Just reminescin'. . .

Lol, good one, TSW.  Ayaq


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