tsw 8.5 Posted March 27, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17574 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42664 Achievement Points: 152162 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says, "I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services tonight? Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agrees. After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. After some time the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks, "Irving what are you really up to?" Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago!!" Edited March 27, 2017 by tsw 8.5 JohnnyDos and TBB 2 Awards
codpiece Posted March 28, 2017 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23134 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted March 28, 2017 Well, who in the hell is Morris sleeping with? Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted March 28, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17574 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42664 Achievement Points: 152162 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Author Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, codpiece said: Well, who in the hell is Morris sleeping with? codpiece you sir are a true idiot... read it slower you might get it .. AyaqGuyaq, TBB, JohnnyDos and 1 other 4 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 28, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted March 28, 2017 Wasn't that one of the lyrics from Dr. Hook; i.e., "Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones?" Just reminescin'. . . Lol, good one, TSW. Ayaq Awards
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