Zoe Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 1147 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 721 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 4195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/16/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 05/15/1980 Posted June 23, 2010 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
av8or Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 793 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 60 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 11, 2024 Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2010 damnit,, thats why that happens
Unexist Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 123 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1219 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 90 Achievement Points: 7063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 11/05/1988 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2010 Is that so Brotrinde? Awards
blackwidow Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 31 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 28 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 374 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 260 Achievement Points: 2823 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 11:02 PM Birthday: 12/25/1981 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2010 ok I think that im losin out on this!! Time to talk to the hubby and renegotiate I want more jewlery! Awards
Brotrinde Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 363 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 296 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 22, 2024 Birthday: 12/13/1977 Device: Android Posted June 23, 2010 Unexist Is that so Brotrinde?
tsw 8.5 Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17540 Content Per Day: 3.13 Reputation: 42644 Achievement Points: 151913 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2010 dam that was good ...and true ..just ask my wife Awards
X-RayXI Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 133 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 77 Topic Count: 602 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6896 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 1376 Achievement Points: 44161 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 10 Birthday: 12/12/1971 Device: Windows Posted June 23, 2010 Jewelry huh... don't wear that anywhere outside home,....they never will tell you "that's a beauty" , I bet you! Awards
BudSr Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Posted June 24, 2010
WolfTiS Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted June 24, 2010 So so true Zoe but it's still funny... Awards
Iron Belly Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 1493 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 16 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 314 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 40 Achievement Points: 1885 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/09/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 14, 2016 Birthday: 01/14/1965 Posted June 24, 2010 SOOO TRUE!!!
Malificent Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Posted June 24, 2010 LMAO!!!!! So f'in TRUE!!!!!! Love it! :D (But my jewelry is tattoos)
BudSr Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Posted June 24, 2010 Malificent LMAO!!!!! So f'in TRUE!!!!!! Love it! :D (But my jewelry is tattoos) what happend to the boobies lol they are jewelry in my eyes, killroy get your priorities straight man, what are you doing bro. get the boobs first then the jewelry to accent those bro.
X-RayXI Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 133 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 77 Topic Count: 602 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6896 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 1376 Achievement Points: 44161 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 10 Birthday: 12/12/1971 Device: Windows Posted June 24, 2010 BudSrXI Malificent LMAO!!!!! So f'in TRUE!!!!!! Love it! :D (But my jewelry is tattoos) what happend to the boobies lol they are jewelry in my eyes, killroy get your priorities straight man, what are you doing bro. get the boobs first then the jewelry to accent those bro. She migth have jewelry on jewelry then Awards
kswift420 Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted June 24, 2010 that's why i can't get any head!!!!!
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