Zoe Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 1147 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 721 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 4195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/16/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 05/15/1980 Share Posted June 23, 2010 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
av8or Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 793 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 60 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 14, 2018 Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted June 23, 2010 damnit,, thats why that happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unexist Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 123 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1218 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 87 Achievement Points: 7054 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 11/05/1988 Device: Share Posted June 23, 2010 Is that so Brotrinde? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
blackwidow Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 31 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 28 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 372 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 256 Achievement Points: 2783 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 12/25/1981 Device: Windows Share Posted June 23, 2010 ok I think that im losin out on this!! Time to talk to the hubby and renegotiate I want more jewlery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Brotrinde Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 363 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 296 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2021 Birthday: 12/13/1977 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Unexist Is that so Brotrinde? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 514 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17095 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42092 Achievement Points: 148647 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 23, 2010 dam that was good ...and true ..just ask my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
X-RayXI Posted June 23, 2010 Member ID: 133 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 77 Topic Count: 602 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6888 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 1371 Achievement Points: 44109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/12/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted June 23, 2010 Jewelry huh... don't wear that anywhere outside home,....they never will tell you "that's a beauty" , I bet you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BudSr Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfTiS Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted June 24, 2010 So so true Zoe but it's still funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Iron Belly Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 1493 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 16 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 314 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 40 Achievement Points: 1885 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/09/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 14, 2016 Birthday: 01/14/1965 Share Posted June 24, 2010 SOOO TRUE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malificent Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted June 24, 2010 LMAO!!!!! So f'in TRUE!!!!!! Love it! :D (But my jewelry is tattoos) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudSr Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Malificent LMAO!!!!! So f'in TRUE!!!!!! Love it! :D (But my jewelry is tattoos) what happend to the boobies lol they are jewelry in my eyes, killroy get your priorities straight man, what are you doing bro. get the boobs first then the jewelry to accent those bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-RayXI Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 133 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 77 Topic Count: 602 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6888 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 1371 Achievement Points: 44109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/12/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2010 BudSrXI Malificent LMAO!!!!! So f'in TRUE!!!!!! Love it! :D (But my jewelry is tattoos) what happend to the boobies lol they are jewelry in my eyes, killroy get your priorities straight man, what are you doing bro. get the boobs first then the jewelry to accent those bro. She migth have jewelry on jewelry then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kswift420 Posted June 24, 2010 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Share Posted June 24, 2010 that's why i can't get any head!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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