JohnnyDos Posted April 25, 2018 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted April 25, 2018 Smile for the day--Amazing Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) (and God love that pig.) STARPICKET, AthenA, TBB and 4 others 4 3
RobMc Posted April 25, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2018 Pork on the menu tonight, and every night, let you all know next week, who am I kidding? AyaqGuyaq 1
Sourtap Posted April 25, 2018 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1439 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 2250 Achievement Points: 14947 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2018 Just like a blue whale producing 25 liters of sperm during an orgasm. But hey..guess thats needed when you have a 3 meter long penis and the female a 2.5 meter long vagina
TBB Posted April 25, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20486 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22513 Achievement Points: 147943 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 394 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2018 Just for you JD AyaqGuyaq and JohnnyDos 1 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted April 25, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted April 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Jeroen v.2 said: Just like a blue whale producing 25 liters of sperm during an orgasm. But hey..guess thats needed when you have a 3 meter long penis and the female a 2.5 meter long vagina Geez, Jerome, you take along your "Jerry Jug" and measuring tape when you dive with copulating Blue Whales? As long as you don't drop your wetsuit trow and send your message--by exhaled bubbles--to the male whale signaling "I'm next." What? Lol. Ayaq TBB 1 Awards
Sourtap Posted April 25, 2018 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1439 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 2250 Achievement Points: 14947 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Geez, Jerome, you take along your "Jerry Jug" and measuring tape when you dive with copulating Blue Whales? As long as you don't drop your wetsuit trow and send your message--by exhaled bubbles--to the male whale signaling "I'm next." What? Lol. Ayaq Who are you to judge my preferences? Maybe I like to drop my wetsuit and get it on with mr cassanova aka blue whale? AyaqGuyaq and TBB 2
STARPICKET Posted April 27, 2018 Member ID: 3472 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 131 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 71 Achievement Points: 1194 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/31/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 8, 2021 Birthday: 12/03/1941 Posted April 27, 2018 "The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue" Certainly true for my wife! deerejon and RobMc 2 Awards
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