Jump to content
Come try out the Arcade, Link at the top of the website ×

Recommended Posts


  • Member ID:  122
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  64
  • Topic Count:  266
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  2852
  • Content Per Day:  0.49
  • Reputation:   2051
  • Achievement Points:  21967
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  4
  • Joined:  09/02/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  10/10/1964
  • Device:  Android

Posted

It was a freaky thing, late and I was tired. My head stuffy from running the heat. (Got to do something about that). I decided to take a hot bath. Maybe open my head up some. I go in the bathroom. Get my water running and undress, then I slip into the tub. Shortly after doing so OMG I feel something on my back, it moves! OMG I'm freaking out! All I can think of is that's a huge spider! I've seen them outside the house lately! Oh fuck it moves when I turn my head!

I suddenly get really still, I don't want to bite me! Then I think OMG if does and my daughter has to call EMS, I'm naked in the tub, then what the hell. I don't care, just if it bites me, they can stare all they want, won't be the first time. I don't care just as long as they get me out, turn me over and see what the hell that thing did to me!

I think I should wash what I can without moving to much, by now I'm almost choking on the steam from the hot water. ( I have great hot water by the way). Slowly I move trying not to move my head to much to bathe, cause when I do it moves!

Finally I'm totally freaked out and stressed to the max,(so much for a relaxing bath) I ease up and out of the tub and fuck! it moved. It's  gonna bite me I know! I slowly walk over to the mirror on the door, turn to face my doom, and WHAT THE FUCK!

I mean really WTF! I will be so glad when it's safe to go out and go anywhere! I need a fucking hair cut like yesterday! It was my hair! I didn't realize it was so long in the back! OMG I busted out laughing and my daughter came running, I told her about it and she laughed also. I don't normally tell others about my insanely crazy things that I do or happens but wtf if you get a laugh about this, it's all good!

So I'm thinking why not start a post on crazy things we do or have done to us!


So come on idiots .... It's share time!



  • Member ID:  989
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  25
  • Topic Count:  290
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  20970
  • Content Per Day:  3.72
  • Reputation:   22778
  • Achievement Points:  150743
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  407
  • Joined:  01/07/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  01/27/1946
  • Device:  Windows

Posted

Good story for the Twilight Zone - not to worry - just call anyone at >XI<  always willing to help a lady out of the bath  - holding a towel up of course.



  • Member ID:  122
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  64
  • Topic Count:  266
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  2852
  • Content Per Day:  0.49
  • Reputation:   2051
  • Achievement Points:  21967
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  4
  • Joined:  09/02/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  10/10/1964
  • Device:  Android

Posted
17 minutes ago, TBB said:

Good story for the Twilight Zone - not to worry - just call anyone at >XI<  always willing to help a lady out of the bath  - holding a towel up of course.

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!



  • Member ID:  25355
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  31
  • Topic Count:  272
  • Topics Per Day:  0.09
  • Content Count:  5824
  • Content Per Day:  1.88
  • Reputation:   9236
  • Achievement Points:  63677
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  141
  • Joined:  12/14/16
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  01/05/1954
  • Device:  Windows

Posted
26 minutes ago, blackcat said:

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!

I'll not sleep, I'll not sleep ?



  • Member ID:  989
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  25
  • Topic Count:  290
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  20970
  • Content Per Day:  3.72
  • Reputation:   22778
  • Achievement Points:  150743
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  407
  • Joined:  01/07/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  01/27/1946
  • Device:  Windows

Posted
4 hours ago, blackcat said:

LOL, forget the towel, just see what's on me!

I'll text you when my flight lands!!!!!  



  • Member ID:  1387
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  30
  • Topic Count:  52
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  2540
  • Content Per Day:  0.46
  • Reputation:   2486
  • Achievement Points:  19555
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  3
  • Joined:  05/02/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  06/05/1968
  • Device:  Windows

Posted

TBB my question was,  exactly which appendage would be holding the towel up for her?


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.