pwrcrzy52 Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 12:41 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted September 1, 2010 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his..Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?""Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GhostHunter Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 1370 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 18 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 149 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 37 Achievement Points: 1117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10, 2014 Birthday: 07/12/1966 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Hahaha....Clever story to remember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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baldie Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3343 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2641 Achievement Points: 33808 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:13 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted September 1, 2010 That was really funny nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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Bubba Posted September 6, 2010 Member ID: 1136 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 20 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted September 6, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigPapaDean Posted September 6, 2010 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1200 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6529 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4411 Achievement Points: 63453 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 17 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 6, 2010 pwrcrzy52 - Subject: Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." Classic! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Teleck Posted September 6, 2010 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted September 6, 2010 good one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Buttman Posted September 6, 2010 Member ID: 1239 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 38 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 170 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 10/05/1972 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Im so ugly that when I went too a nymphomanic convention everyone wanted to be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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