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Rotation #17 25 maps put in 11/16/2023 by LOCO map mp_bo2mir map mp_lalustanya_v2 map mp_locality map mp_lapatrouille map mp_lpost map mp_lumberyard map mp_bo2yemen map mp_mbdepot map mp_metro map mp_mirage_b3 map mp_modernbacklot map mp_mom map mp_mw3_lookout map mp_mw2_term map mp_bo2raid2 map mp_naout_n map mp_northport map mp_mw3_burn map mp_matroska map mp_nuke map mp_bo2hydro2 map mp_nvabase2008_final map mp_nvb map mp_shipment_long_night map mp_nova_crvenka Server Restarted 11:00PM PST Enjoy

MW2 Rotation #17a 25 maps by ShadyBrady put in rotation 11/16/2023 by LOCO map mp_backlot_2 map mp_dedust map mp_jarak map mp_bo2frost map mp_atp map mp_disputed map mp_mw2_subbase map mp_4nuketown map mp_menight map mp_modernbacklot map mp_gitten_r_done map mp_convoy map mp_hk2 map mp_brokenroad map mp_creek map mp_cittadina map mp_78workshop map mp_countdown map mp_prisonblock map mp_ancient_ultimate map mp_sugarcane map mp_offices_v2 map mp_noobville map mp_summit map mp_montargis4 Server Restarted 11:25PM PST Enjoy

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. “Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!” he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. “Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!” Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?” The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.” A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink. After awhile, the bartender asks him, “What is in the bag?” The man says, “Nothing, don’t worry about it” The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer. Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag. The man agrees. He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano. The bartender says, “Wow! That’s amazing! Where did you find they guy?” The man looks up and says, “I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken.” The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says, “You can try it if you want.” The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks. “This thing is definitely broken!” says the bartender. The man replies, “Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?” A guy walks into a bar and starts a drunken conversation with one of the patrons. “Hey what’re you drinking?” the patron asks. “Magic beer,” says the guy. After arguing about it for a few minutes the guy says, “I’ll prove it to you.” They go outside and walk to a nearby cliff. The guy chugs his Magic Beer, then jumps off. Miraculously he floats back up and settles down next to the stunned patron. The patron runs back to the bar and says to the bartender, “I want what he’s having!” pointing to the guy. The patron chugs his Magic Beer, runs over to the cliff and plummets to his death. The guy walks back inside smiling and orders another beer. The bartender shakes his head and says, “You know, Superman, you can be a real asshole.” An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. ‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’ The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’ A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: “Cheese Sandwich: $2.50 Chicken Sandwich: $3.50 Hand Job: $10.00” He checks his wallet and says to the sexy bartender: “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” he asks. “Yes,” she purrs. “I am.” “Well, wash your frickin’ hands,” says the man. “I want a cheese sandwich!” An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar and begin drinking. Soon they noticed a large glass vase of gold coins in the corner and asked the barman what was it there for. The Barman told then: “That there is the prize for anyone who can 1:Drink a full bottle of tequila in two minutes; 2:Go into that room over there with a lion inside and pull a thorn from the lions foot; 3: finally go upstairs and make love to a 100 year old woman.” The Prize money was too much for the men to pass over so they agreed to try. The Englishman goes first, but after only half the tequila he collapses drunk. The Scotsman is next. He downs the tequila and staggers to the lions room. The door is closed and there is a massive scream and soon afterwards he stumbles back out of the room with his hand bitten off. The Irishman drinks the tequila and stumbles towards the lions room. The door is closed behind him and almost immediately there are massive screams and shouts coming from behind the door, screams which last for nearly ten minutes… There is banging up against the sides of the door and everything and then silence. The Irishman emerges battered, bleeding and torn. “Now,” he says, “where is that lady with the thorn in her foot” A priest, a baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar and start getting sloshed. They decide that they need to test their faith to see which one is the best. They decide the ultimate challenge is to see if they can convert a bear. So the next day they all go out into the wood to try and meet up again at the bar that night. The priest comes in with a broken arm and scratches all over his body and smilingly says: “I had to run around the bear and read him the entire Bible but he saw the light and he was converted.” The baptist is on crutches with two broken legs and a broken arm and his head all bandaged. He says: “I had to wrestle that bear to the ground and baptize him in the stream but he saw the light and he was converted, hallelujah!” Then the Rabbi gets wheeled in in a full body cast. He says: “Ya know, in retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have started with circumcision.” A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it. As he’s enjoying his drink, a nun walks by, and glares at him sourly. “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink like that?” she asks. The man shrugs. “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.” “But it’s sinful and wicked!” “How do you know it’s so bad, then? Have you ever tasted whiskey?” “Of course not! My sisters and mother superior told me how evil drink is.” “But how do they know? Have they ever had a drink?” They go back and forth like this for a while, before at last, the nun relents. “Well, I suppose that if I were to try a sip of whiskey, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn’t do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?” The man agrees this is fair, and walks inside to the barman. “Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.” The barman slams his hand down on the bar and shouts, “Is that damn nun here again!?” An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy’s head is the size of a cue ball. “I got to ask, sir,” says the bartender. “What happened?” The old guy sighs and tells him, “My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have s** with the mermaid.” “That doesn’t sound too bad,” says the bartender. “Then what happened?” “Well,” sighs the man, “mermaids can’t have s**, so I asked her if I could just have a little head… .” A redheaded man walks into a bar and sits next to another redheaded man. He orders a Guinness, and the 2nd redheaded man turns to him. “I’m guessing from that accent you’re from Dublin?” he asks, in an Irish brogue. “Of course!” the 1st guy exclaims, “here, bartender, get this guy a Guinness, too.” Their exchange continues: 1st: Lemme ask you, what street did you grow up on? 2nd: St. Catherine Street. And you? 1st: St. Catherine Street, same as you! 2nd: Here, bartender, get this guy a Jameson! What school did you go to? 1st: St. Jospeh’s Boy’s Academy. 2nd: Son of a **tch, I went to St. Joe’s too! Bartender, get this guy a Jameson! This continues, and as they find they had the same teachers and knew the same neighborhood kids, they proceed to get louder and drunker until a guy at the other end of the bar asks the bartender, “What’s up with those two?” The bartender shrugs and says, “It’s the O’Shaughnessy twins, they’re drunk again.”

I'm going to see him today

Let start with your clan name? Flying_Dutch Do you have any nicknames? Personal or in game? Not overly – though Raven has taken a liking to Flying_Crutch – read into that what you will When and where were you born? So I was born at 05:40 on the 11th June 1978 in a recently made City of Colchester in the UK When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I didn’t really have an idea of what to be as an adult Where have you lived? Colchester, Chelmsford, Brighton, Exeter, Scunthorpe, Plymouth, Stevenage, Camborne, Penryn, Manchester and Liverpool What got you into gaming? My brother used to play Medal of Honour so I followed him. Your first game you played? Pong – very old game And what do you play now? COD4 Why did you join XI? I found the server and joined up ten years ago and never looked back. What do you get from being in this clan? It’s a lot of fun. The players are good fun and its always good escapism. What is your favorite hobby? If I had the time I’m sure I could evolve it past wine. What is your favorite travel destination? Anywhere with a beach and hot men. Are you married? Not yet, but if Wildthing is reading this – you know where I am. *wink wink* Do you have children? No What kind of pets do you have, if any? What are their names? So I have a cat called Kit. Are you a sports fan? If so, what is your favorite team? I enjoy what I fondly call spectator sports. Sports that can keep my occupied visually. So diving, running, football. What causes are you passionate about? I’m passionate about any cause that puts people and their success first Do you volunteer? If so, where? I am a non stipendiary Priest What is an interesting fact about you? I would guess being a Priest and a gay one is quite interesting. Its unusual for it to be public knowledge. Have you continued your education past college or university with career development seminars or classes? What kind? Well I guess not overly work related. Gained my intermediate amateur radio license, qualifications for taxi licensing and alcohol licensing. Did you know what profession you wanted to work in when you started college? Well no Did you belong to any professional organizations? So I belong to the Institute of Licensing and the Licensed private hire car association. What is your current job title? Well I have a couple. So I’m a director of my Taxi firm and a Diocesan Bishop Did you win any awards or recognitions during your education? Sadly not. Where do you work? So I work within my taxi firm and within the church as a whole What other job titles have you had in your career? I was an educational officer for a wildlife park and I have also run pubs and clubs Where else have you worked? Zoos, Pubs and clubs. Was a DJ for about 8 years Why did you choose to work in your industry? Well Taxis made it easy to study theology for my Priesthood because I’m self employed I can stop and start. Why do you like your job? Well both can be rewarding and tiresome equally. However the ability to grow with others is a huge plus point How would you describe your career? Tangible. Its where it is and jumps when it needs to. If you could give a younger person career advice, what would it be? Its your life and what you decide today may not be what you want tomorrow, but that’s ok! Are you involved in any professional/ non-profit/sports organizations? If so, do you have a title or rank within these organizations? So within my denomination I am a Diocesan Bishop which is basically an area manager. If you were granted 1 wish, what would you wish for? I guess I would love people to accept others more. I find the world is full of people who struggle to understand others and then use that as a barrier for acceptance. You know none of us understand everything, but a smile and acceptance goes a long way! So to give you guys a bit more on me - I've attached some pics - my desk - where I write sermons and kill people. My cat, My beautiful taxi - Mercedes S350d Long AMG Line. Me out at gay pride. Thanks for reading and as always. If i'm AFK on the game its because i'm on grindr as well. Thanks to all of you for making the ten years so far be amazing and I love each and everyone of you!!

Holly, Es scheint, dass Sie verstehen, warum Ihnen der Aufenthalt an einem Ort verboten wurde, an dem Sie nicht sein sollten. Dies wird als Glitch bezeichnet und ist auf unseren Servern nicht zulässig. Wenn Sie aufgefordert werden, von diesem Ort wegzuziehen, müssen Sie dies tun. Wir heißen jeden herzlich willkommen, auf unsere Server zu kommen. Wenn Sie also auf unseren Servern spielen, tun Sie dies mit Respekt und verursachen keine Störungen, sonst sind Sie verschwunden, dazu gehört auch, Spieler als Hacker zu bezeichnen. Nach einiger Diskussion wird das Verbot aufgehoben. Bedenken Sie, dass dies Ihre letzte Warnung sein wird! Dies ist eine Google-Übersetzung. Bitte bestätigen Sie, dass Sie diese Nachricht gelesen und verstanden haben. Dann wird das Verbot aufgehoben. **English** It seems you understand why you were banned, from being in a place you shouldn't. This is what is referred to as a glitch and is not allowed on our servers. If you are asked to move from that place, you must do it. We welcome everyone to come to our servers so if you are going to play on our servers, you will do so with respect and not create disruption or you will be gone, this includes calling players hackers. So, after some discussion, the ban will be lifted and consider this will be your last warning! This is a google translation so please confirm you have read and understand this message, then the ban will be lifted. ***********

He DID mention Grindr