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You know we'd do anything for you @Icequeen ?

You cant make this shit up

let just winter arrive they will run back where they belong.

650 x 350 is your present one ...

Mines around 6 inches (in my dreams)

gee Striker what a beer belly cannon ball in bound but the rope is more pain for tire is at the back crack.... Ouch

She'd be traumatised if I was hung like one ? Or knowing Queenie perhaps not??

Stop with the selfies - @Icequeen is now traumatized

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. ICEMANXI (50)

squatters Rights Rob, LoL this is going to a big dig for artifacts to prove thier place or was it a island off shore Barron and Trotty.... lets see if can top the political move hits of CK funny a back story of the king a disney production

They say it's their ancestral home?? our immigration problems are off the map??

They missed one....1970 Apollo 13, houston we have a problem was saved by a professor @ Toronto U of T for gave the correct trajectory calculations over the telephone on TV aired of landing Apr 11 1970

VID-20250924-WA0003.mp4

15,34 cm is the goal

The other day I was in an empty pub having a quiet beer by myself. The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on. 5'8'' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top.. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show. After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling another bar stool up close to me and sitting down. She said 'Hi', and I said 'Hi' in return. She asked how I was and took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down. 'So, does that make you feel good?' she asked. . 'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good before.' 'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.' I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that and I thought she would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert, perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred. 'OK' I replied. Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!' Unbelievably I heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In that game, we were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where I caught it... I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders, handed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds 'till full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and........ ' "Ahhh...." she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit miffed, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton , and she was wet !!!! She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart Arse : Have you ever felt such a perfect cunt?' 'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'

You should use the metric system 6mm

a man is pulled over on the motorway for speeding, the cop approaches the car "Do you know you went from doing 70mph to over 120mph there when we were following you, what kind of reason could you have for such a crazy speed?" The man starts to shake his head and replies " About three months ago the wife and me were going thru a really bad patch, I found out she was seeing some one else, he was a traffic cop" The officer looks on compassionately and says, "so did the sight of our car in your mirrors bring back terrible memories?" Hell no says the man, I thought he was bringing her back !!