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To those that know Johanna her mom passed away today. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers.

New rotation maps are map mp_82ab_dresden map mp_agx_psel map mp_bellicourt map mp_byalistok map mp_corregidor map mp_cw_trainwreck map mp_drum map mp_gardenofheat map mp_hurtsum map mp_leningrad map mp_opcenter map mp_railgun map mp_roundhouse map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_snr_stmengs2 map mp_storm map mp_sweat_blood map mp_trenchville map mp_wdocks map mp_xi_shiro

This particular map is a shotgun-pistol-knife only map. It was chosen by the rotation maker to add a bit of fun and something different to the mix. Please stop switching your kit to auto weapons during this map, and play it as it was intended. I witnessed this myself a couple of nights ago, and it ruined the fun for the rest of the players. For those that continue to ignore the game style, you could find yourselves kicked from the map. Thank you for your cooperation, and play on

New rotation maps are map mp_78auenwald map mp_agxdepo map mp_cw_bocage map mp_cw_breakout map mp_dome map mp_enigmaoff map mp_lolv2_codwaw map mp_makin_day map mp_nachtzug map mp_newbrecourt map mp_vm_river map mp_rostov map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_stalingrad map mp_suburban map mp_trainstation map mp_vm_brecourt map mp_vm_crash map mp_rocket map mp_the_cube

Have a new things on my bike

selling time

***NEW ROTATION*** #10c 25 maps by Cheyenne put in rotation 11/29/25 by Pengy map mp_4t4scrap map mp_summit map mp_sgpko_arena map mp_chateau4 map mp_osg_grid map mp_lgc_attic map mp_doohouse map mp_desert_dock_2 map mp_pillar map mp_firingrange_v2 map mp_hurtgen_s map mp_cuf_scifi map mp_ancient_ultimate map mp_warehouse_13 map mp_78workshop map mp_mom map mp_nvabase2008_final map mp_bog map mp_monteriggioni map mp_toujane map mp_blue_temple_of_doom map mp_paintwar map mp_rats_sansa_room map mp_matmata_v2 map mp_stalingrad2 Server restarted @ 10:35 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

The Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the Turkey did?"

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. BoomSlang (70)hYst3r1a (36)STARPICKET (84)Biotech (60)

Happy Birthday everyone.

Happy birthday everyone!!! Bio welcome in your new decade!!!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday To All!

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my tennis coach dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

you can use gamestate in the meantime if required https://www.game-state.com/index.php?search=>XI<

I like them all. I'd never skip a map if it wasn't for all these IDIOTS!

Thank you to @Cheyennefor taking the time to put together this rotation for us Let's show some respect to those that are contributing to the servers with their rotations and give the maps a chance to be played before you just start skipping ones you don't like. For every person that doesn't like a certain map, there is someone else that does

Rotation #11c 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 12/08/25 by Pengy map mp_hk2 map mp_mission map mp_offices_v2 map mp_a3_day map mp_hasinta map mp_derelict map mp_gb_sharqi map mp_meanstreet2 map mp_blue_compound map mp_nova_crvenka map mp_desfarm map mp_arbo_a map mp_fubar map mp_iclan map mp_luna2 map mp_bo2overflow map mp_gvft map mp_pb4ia1 map mp_chaos_lm map mp_xi_lobbyb1 map mp_doowntown map mp_struggle map mp_bjwifi_aim map mp_bo2carrier map mp_aghielajr Server restarted @ 2:50 a.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

Thank you

Thank you

Thank You Skuzapo!

Thanks Skuzapo!

@KaptCrunch Can i suggest that if you insist on posting these type of videos, then please just make one thread (called Kaptcrunch's videos or similar and then continue using that thread for future spam posts. I ask this because members that pop in once or twice a week to catch up on their clan posts just get met with a page full of irrelevant posts made by yourself Try and think of others please.

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go for a pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Simon, how would you say it?" Simon said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'" The teacher fainted..

Now my picture upload is working see the picture of the freezing lake..

bull shit ...

Just wish you Canadians would keep that Arctic air up north...averages 45°F here in Winter, but it's been in the 20's & 30's thanks to that perennial southern dip in the jet stream right as it reaches Kentucky.

this has been a great rotation!

Hooray. So, I have had success getting my old CDs working again. All I had to do, oddly enough, was plug in my headset! Go figure! So, I have tested our TDM site and all works. However, I couldn't use my old ONLINE game name, since that old name is a different install key. So, I added an underscore in my online name. Only affects stats, but don't care. I assume I'll need to get "re-linked" to HLSW and/or Rcon. ??? I will test and see, but I can at least play again! old name: LtLaszlo>XI<Adm new name: Lt_Laszlo>XI<Adm

Funny Beer Quotes “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King “Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson “In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin “Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Anonymous “Beer is like the sun that brings us together.” – Unknown “Life is too short to drink cheap beer.” – Anonymous “Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.” – W.C. Fields “If given the truth, [the people] can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts — and beer.” – Abraham Lincoln “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” – Czech Proverb “I don’t trust people who don’t drink beer.” – Unknown “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry “Beer is a hug in a glass.” – Unknown “Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.” – Frederick the Great “Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.” – Anonymous “Beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.” – Unknown “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” – Kaiser Wilhelm “Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown “Beer: the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson “Beer: helping people lower their standards since its invention.” – Unknown “Without beer, life would be a mistake.” – Friedrich Nietzsche “Beer is the universal language of love.” – Unknown “Save water, drink beer.” – Unknown “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.” – Thomas Jefferson “Beer: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown “Beer is the best kind of therapy.” – Unknown “In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” – Unknown “Beer: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Unknown “Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.” – Unknown “Beer makes you feel like you should feel without it.” – Charles Bukowski “Good people drink good beer.” – Hunter S. Thompson “Beer is a constant proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Unknown “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” – Homer Simpson “Beer is the pinnacle of human achievement.” – Unknown “Beer: a magical potion that turns conversations into memories.” – Unknown “Beer is the reason I wake up every afternoon.” – Unknown “A meal without beer is called breakfast.” – Unknown “Beer: because you don’t win friends with salad.” – Unknown “Beer: the answer to all of life’s questions, but I can’t remember the questions.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect blend of hops, barley, and friendship.” – Unknown “Beer: nature’s way of telling us to take a break.” – Unknown “Beer is like a hug in a mug.” – Unknown “Beer is the ultimate icebreaker.” – Unknown “Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Unknown “Beer is the glue that holds friendships together.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.” – Unknown “Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown “Beer: the official currency of good times.” – Unknown “Beer: bringing people together since forever.” – Unknown “Beer is a constant reminder that there is always something to celebrate.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect blend of art and science.” – Unknown “Beer: the elixir of laughter and merriment.” – Unknown “Beer is the fountain of youth hidden in a glass.” – Unknown “Beer: the nectar of the gods, crafted by the hands of mortals.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s what’s for dinner.” – Unknown “Beer: where good stories are brewed.” – Unknown “Beer: the liquid equivalent of a hug.” – Unknown “Beer: the unofficial beverage of letting loose.” – Unknown “Beer: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown “Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown “Beer is a work of art that disappears after you drink it.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect dance partner for good times.” – Unknown “Beer: the passport to relaxation.” – Unknown “Beer: the silent therapist.” – Unknown “Beer: the most important meal of the day.” – Unknown “Beer is like a fine wine, but it tastes better.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s like a party in your mouth.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s not just a drink, it’s an adventure.” – Unknown “Beer: because you deserve a cold one.” – Unknown “Beer: the secret ingredient to a life well-lived.” – Unknown “Beer is the ultimate wingman.” – Unknown “Beer: the fuel for epic stories.” – Unknown “Beer: the ultimate refreshment.” – Unknown “Beer: the original social network.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect companion for good company.” – Unknown “Beer: the ultimate source of inspiration.” – Unknown “Beer: the language of celebration.” – Unknown “Beer: the official beverage of happy hour.” – Unknown “Beer: the cure for what ales you.” – Unknown

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Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!

Rugger myself and Sitting spent quite a while sourcing a replacement and implementing it a few years ago . Only for Game tracker to come back on line shortly after. So I would say that this time we shall wait untill after the holiday season is over to see if it comes back online before acting on it

thank you all and Major-Mark, i 'm still only sixteen, been trying to become 17 for the past 44 years, but i just can't seem to grow up

THE SCOTTISH COW. The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland . It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland .. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Scotland "

Happy Bday all

just 4 sourpuss

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Damit1 --ANGUS (59)Mad Ha_ter (47)ToySoldier (41)

Rob went to football game and with him so hansome and charming, they talk to him to come with them after the game and play cards

Happy Birthday everyone.

Happy Birthday!

cause the gamma rays coming off the tube

Damn just realized I ordered Samsung 4T M.2 PCIe gen 4! Cancelled that and ordered the correct Samsung 9100 Pro 4T PCIe 5.0 with the factory heat sink Glad I caught that, would have made buying a 5.0 motherboard POINTLESS

On a weeks vacation in the sun testing the strength of my liver!!! Back on Friday!!

The seaweed was pretty heavy, about 3 foot wide strip up beach in morning, but the workers are out early raking it and a large machine goes up and down beach collecting it, by 8am every morning they had it cleaned up. There was more than usual in the water when swimming but it was like a band about 10 ft out, once you got past that it was fairly clear. The last hurricane that hit Jamaica got the seaweed levels up pretty high. Didnt damper my morning walks or ocean swims!