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Well when i talked to the players they all agreed that the new server has more problems than the old one.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!! have a great day

Hmm early start for you, looks good

lHow to Tell the Sex of a Fly
 
 
 
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
 
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
 
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
 
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.
 
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
 
 
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

lHow to Tell the Sex of a Fly
 
 
 
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
 
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
 
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
 
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.
 
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
 
 
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

Off to buy my beer and chicken...Making this today..
 

HI ALL this is my first completed house in radient still alot of things to learn lol.
 
 
 
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 

Men Are Just Happier People --



What do you expect from such simple creatures?



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack...



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.



You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you,



He or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives



On December 24 in 25 minutes.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 

Men Are Just Happier People --



What do you expect from such simple creatures?



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack...



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.



You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you,



He or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives



On December 24 in 25 minutes.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 

Men Are Just Happier People --



What do you expect from such simple creatures?



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack...



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.



You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you,



He or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives



On December 24 in 25 minutes.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 

Men Are Just Happier People --



What do you expect from such simple creatures?



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack...



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.



You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you,



He or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives



On December 24 in 25 minutes.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 

Men Are Just Happier People --



What do you expect from such simple creatures?



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack...



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.



You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you,



He or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives



On December 24 in 25 minutes.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 

Men Are Just Happier People --



What do you expect from such simple creatures?



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack...



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.



You can wear NO shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you,



He or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives



On December 24 in 25 minutes.

HURT FEELINGS REPORT
 
To use this form, it must be physically placed in the hands of any Law Enforcement Officer
 
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974
AUTHORITY: S USC 301, Departmental Regulation, 10 DSC 3013 and a log of other regulations too
PRINCIPAL PURPOSE: To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings
ROUTINE USES: Whiners should use this form to seek sympathy from someone who cares
DISCLOSURE: Disclosure is voluntary, however, repeated whining may lead to your file being stamped "candy ass" or
some other appropriate term
 
PART I - ADMINISTRATIVE DATA
 
A. WHINER'S NAME (Last, First, MI)
B. WHINER'S AGE
C. WHINER'S SEX
D. DATE OF REPORT
 
E. TYPE OF WHINE USED
F. NAME OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM
 
PART II - INCIDENT REPORT
 
A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT
B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS
C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL COMMENTS
 
D. WAS ANYONE SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER (Please include paid witnesses)
E. NAME OF PERSON WHO HURT YOUR PANSY ASS FEELINGS
 
F. HOW LONG DID YOU WHINE
G. WHICH FEELINGS WERE HURT
 
 
PART III - INJURY
(Circle all that apply)
 
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE HURTFULL WORDS SPOKEN INTO? LEFT RIGHT BOTH
 
2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE? YES NO MAYBE
 
3. DID YOU REQUIRE A "TISSUE" FOR TEARS? YES NO MULTIPLE
 
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY? YES NO MAYBE
 

PART IV - REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT
 
 
(Mark all that apply)
 
 
I am thin skinned
 
 
The Dept needs to fix my problems
 
 
Two beers is not enough
 
 
I am a wimp
 
 
My feelings are easily hurt
 
 
My hands should be in my pockets
 
 
I have woman / man-like hormones
 
 
I didn't sign up for this
 
 
I was not offered a tissue
 
 
I am s crybaby
 
 
I was told that I am not a hero
 
 
Someone requested a tissue
 
 
I want my mommy
 
 
The weather is too cold
 
 
All of the above and more
 
NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt, as if anyone cared)
 
 
PART V - AUTHENTICATION
 
A. PRINTED REPORTER NAME (if you wish to be labeled too)
B, SIGNATURE (are you sure about this?)
 
 
C. PRINTED WHINER NAME (you really are going out on a limb here
D. SIGNATURE OF WHINER (you have got to be shitting me!)
We, as the Dept, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better,
please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP. In the event a "hugger cannot be found, an EMS Team
will be dispatched to soak your socks in coal oil to prevent ants from crawling up your leg and eating their way up your candy ass,
If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to prvide you with a
"blankie", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.
 
 
 

HURT FEELINGS REPORT
 
To use this form, it must be physically placed in the hands of any Law Enforcement Officer
 
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974
AUTHORITY: S USC 301, Departmental Regulation, 10 DSC 3013 and a log of other regulations too
PRINCIPAL PURPOSE: To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings
ROUTINE USES: Whiners should use this form to seek sympathy from someone who cares
DISCLOSURE: Disclosure is voluntary, however, repeated whining may lead to your file being stamped "candy ass" or
some other appropriate term
 
PART I - ADMINISTRATIVE DATA
 
A. WHINER'S NAME (Last, First, MI)
B. WHINER'S AGE
C. WHINER'S SEX
D. DATE OF REPORT
 
E. TYPE OF WHINE USED
F. NAME OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM
 
PART II - INCIDENT REPORT
 
A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT
B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS
C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL COMMENTS
 
D. WAS ANYONE SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER (Please include paid witnesses)
E. NAME OF PERSON WHO HURT YOUR PANSY ASS FEELINGS
 
F. HOW LONG DID YOU WHINE
G. WHICH FEELINGS WERE HURT
 
 
PART III - INJURY
(Circle all that apply)
 
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE HURTFULL WORDS SPOKEN INTO? LEFT RIGHT BOTH
 
2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE? YES NO MAYBE
 
3. DID YOU REQUIRE A "TISSUE" FOR TEARS? YES NO MULTIPLE
 
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY? YES NO MAYBE
 

PART IV - REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT
 
 
(Mark all that apply)
 
 
I am thin skinned
 
 
The Dept needs to fix my problems
 
 
Two beers is not enough
 
 
I am a wimp
 
 
My feelings are easily hurt
 
 
My hands should be in my pockets
 
 
I have woman / man-like hormones
 
 
I didn't sign up for this
 
 
I was not offered a tissue
 
 
I am s crybaby
 
 
I was told that I am not a hero
 
 
Someone requested a tissue
 
 
I want my mommy
 
 
The weather is too cold
 
 
All of the above and more
 
NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt, as if anyone cared)
 
 
PART V - AUTHENTICATION
 
A. PRINTED REPORTER NAME (if you wish to be labeled too)
B, SIGNATURE (are you sure about this?)
 
 
C. PRINTED WHINER NAME (you really are going out on a limb here
D. SIGNATURE OF WHINER (you have got to be shitting me!)
We, as the Dept, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better,
please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP. In the event a "hugger cannot be found, an EMS Team
will be dispatched to soak your socks in coal oil to prevent ants from crawling up your leg and eating their way up your candy ass,
If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to prvide you with a
"blankie", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.
 
 
 

Sorry about the your loss , it's hard but it gets better.

NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE PROSTRATE PROBLEMS!!!
 
 
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the
Urologist as a precaution.
 
 
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female
doctor.
 
The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this
new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
 
I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check
your prostate, take a deep breath and say,
 
'99'.
 
The old guy obeys and says,
 
"99".
 
The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left sideand again, while
I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
 
'99".
 
Again, the old guy says,
 
'99'."
 
 
The doctor said, "Very good".
 
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
 
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand
I'm going to hold on to your penis
 
to keep it out of the way.
 
Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One....
 
two... three..."
 
 
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop
laughing!

NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE PROSTRATE PROBLEMS!!!
 
 
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the
Urologist as a precaution.
 
 
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female
doctor.
 
The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this
new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
 
I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check
your prostate, take a deep breath and say,
 
'99'.
 
The old guy obeys and says,
 
"99".
 
The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left sideand again, while
I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,
 
'99".
 
Again, the old guy says,
 
'99'."
 
 
The doctor said, "Very good".
 
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
 
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand
I'm going to hold on to your penis
 
to keep it out of the way.
 
Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One....
 
two... three..."
 
 
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop
laughing!

Done

I think more of us play the Nam FT than the stock. i personaly
iike the Nam FT better.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me the Hell alone.
 
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
 
3. No one is listening until you fart.
 
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
 
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
 
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of payments.
 
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
 
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
 
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
 
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
 
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
 
12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
 
13. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
 
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
 
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
 
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
 
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then things just keep getting worse.
 
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

I'm a little lost too but we'll figure it out.

I'm a little lost too but we'll figure it out.